The Downfall of Yugioh- Blackfang

 

    Alright duelists its time i changed my pathetic name to Blackfang. Anyway now that thats outta the way lets get to our article, its about 10 reasons why yugiohs gonna suck in a few months.

 

1. Yatas getting banned- Champions cry "why" and then start beating the hell outta their pet parakeet. In other words, im really getting pissed at Konami...

 

2. DUEL MASTERS! Oh god, another cheap copy off of magic, and (of course) yugioh. And the monsters really make me sick, when i saw shobu i thought i might puke.

 

3. Newbies- Yeah we all know newbies take the game too lightly and think blue eyes is better than mirror force. When i see a newbie or duel one, i shout "sucker" in their face then insult their cards. They really need to get a life. Or is it that their momies are obsessed n00bs?

 

4. Cheaters and Thiefs- Alright when i got my cards stolen for the first time i didnt even wanna play yugioh anymore. This is gonna happen to everyone at some point, and its gonna make kids not want to play anymore. Loosen up everyone!

 

5. Money- When i saw a man with ffive secret rare cylinders i thought he was crazy. Man its just a game people, who cares about how rare yer fricken cards are! (Not to mention i have a pretty expensive deck myself)

 

6. Internet- There are way too many dealers on the internet trying to rip you off, and so many people are desperate to have a card right there, right now. I saw a kid whod pay 100 bucks for a polymerization, and it turned out the card was torn halfway.

 

7. Writers on pojo- Theres one thing that makes me furious, is the stupid writers who put cards down. Think about what you write before you write it, god please.

 

8. Tourneys- Its just not fair anymore! People should have a right to have the same chance of winning as others, if everyone wants to have fun. (Got this idea from my stupid dad, who cant even play the damn game.)

 

9. Child Rapers- Too many incidents have occured where MJS (michael jacksons) abduct little kids with yugioh cards. Its sick i dont even want to talk anymore.

 

10. Bullies- If you win a duel, you shouldnt harass the person about there deck but instead shake hands. Freaks that do this are just losers, unless of course your dueling a newbie...

 

Sorry pojo about the name change, but anyone who wants to duel or talk(hatemail is cool) youll be getting your @$$ kicked im me at Jnzo21@aol.com. Later Duelists! (Fire Emblem rocks)