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Hillary's top ten list of retarded card descriptions

10.  Giant Turtle who Feeds On Flames:  "A Giant tortoise that feeds on
flames."   
WTF???  The name says that it feeds on flames; its just redundant to put 
it in the description.  A sucky description for a sucky card.

9.  Red Eyes Black Dragon:  "A ferocious dragon with a deadly attack."    
Of course it's a dragon!!!  They don't need to say it again. Ferocious???  
Hardly.  

8.  Kozaki (don't remember the exact words): "A translator dedicated to 
decoding the books of the Yamimakai.  His mind has collapsed from so
much work."   
Wow, a deadly attacker.  What is he going to do, throw a book at you?? 

7.  Skull Servant: "A skeleton that isnt strong but can mean trouble 
in large numbers."  
Damn straight it isn't strong!  I wouldn't even be afraid of a thousand 
of these pieces of crap.  Absolutely frightning.

6.  Succubus Knight:  "An unworthy warrior adept at casting spells."   
I'm surprised UDE didn't catch on to this one.  But I guess little 
kiddies aren't enlightened on this mythical creature, a female 
that seduced men in their sleep.  And Succubi don't cast spells.  

5.  The 13th Grave:  "A zombie that suddenly appeared from plot #13--an
empty grave."   
Just wondering:  how in the bloody hell is a zombie going to emerge 
from an empty gravesite?  Did another corpse dig underground to that plot??? 

4.  Frenzied Panda:  A savage beast that carries a bamboo stick for
beating down it's enemies.   
Damn, I can understand "beating someone up," but never "beating someone 
down."  That's brutal. 

3.  Petit Moth:  "This small but deadly creature is better left
avoided."   
Wow, very deadly with that 300 atk.  Just a quick spray of Raid would 
kill this caterpillar. 

2.  Killer Needle:  "A huge bee with exceptional strength thats particulary 
dangerous in a swarm." Ok, first of all this is obviously a YELLOW JACKET 
WASP.  I am more afraid of yellow jackets than bees since these vicious 
bastards chase you down.  


1.  Mad Dog of Darkness:  "He used to be a normal dog that played 
aound in a park until he was corrupted by the forces of darkness." 
This is so retarded.  I think UDE is running out of ideas.  Who 
gives a damn if a dog plays around in the park?!  My dogs roll around 
and play in their own crap in my backyard.  Well, at least Outstanding 
Dog Marron came out to be something cool.