Sk1LLz' Top 10 Very Broken Cards
(Made up)
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Sk1LLz'
Top 10 Very Broken Cards
By Sk1LLz (x_ghetto_mark_x@hotmail.com)
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Hey. I'm Mark. Lets get on to the Top 10
List.
10** Breaking Rules
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Spell Card /
Effect: You can only activate this card in an official
tournament duel when there are 2 or
more judges watching your duel. Play this card face up
in the beginning of the duel. It
cannot be negated or destroyed. You can play trap cards
from your hand, set up to 6
Magic/Trap cards, Normal Summon up to 6 Monsters in one
turn and draw 3 cards for your Draw
Phase. In addition, you may Normal Summon a "Gate
Guardian" from your hand or your deck.
When you summon any piece of Exodia, you may say "This
card is so Powerful I get to pick up
my whole deck" and pick up your whole deck. Your
opponent cannot use "Card Destruction" and
you cannot deck out. Also, you may now put 15 copies of
"Pot of Greed" in your deck. If a
judge argues with you, slap him/her in the face and sue
them for verbal assault.
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9*** Very Evil
Yata-Garasu
Effect Monster Card / 3 Stars / 8000 ATK / 1500 DEF /
WIND / Winged - Beast
Effect: If this card is in your deck, you may go first.
Add 1 "Very Evil Yata-Garasu" from
your Deck to your Hand and immediately Special Summon it
in Face-Up Attack Mode. It may (and
must) attack on your first turn's Battle Phase and your
opponent cannot discard a "Kuriboh"
to prevent damage.
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8*** Very Evil Jinzo
Effect Monster Card / 6 Stars/ 2400 ATK / 1400 DEF /
DARK / Machine
Effect: Negate the effects of all Trap Cards on the
field except for your own. Your opponent
may not activate any Trap Cards. All of your opponent's
cards are treated as "Waboku". (Lol
hahahaha)
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7*** Ultimately Evil
Yata-Garasu
Fusion Effect Monster / Too many stars to count / 200
ATK / 100 DEF / WIND / Fiend
(Yata - Garasu) + (Jinzo) + (Spell Canceller) + (Last
Warrior from Another Planet) + (Hino
Kagu Tsuchi) + (Dark Ruler Ha
Des)
Effect: This card's effect is way too long to be put on
a small piece of cardboard. Please
check our website for the
effect.
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6*** Joke
Spell Card /
Effect: Tell your opponent a joke. If he/she does not
get it, he/she gains 8000 life points
and you lose life points equal to what your opponent
gains. When you cry because of your
loss, be sure to find a hardwood floor and start
breakdancing. Do the following combo :
"Sixstep, Flare, Halo, Windmill, Kip-Up" and drink a
glass of water when you get tired.
Hopefully you will forget about your humiliating loss
and move on.
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5*** Oh no, it's a terribly long card
name
Spell Card /
Effect: The creator of this card does not know why he
named this card like that. Also, he
doesn't know the number of hate mail certain internet
companies get in one day, but well,
who does? Anyways, dress up like a chicken and start
dancing around shouting "Quack, quack."
while flapping your arms like a chicken. Your opponent
will respond, "I thought only ducks
quack?" You may be asking right now how I will know how
your opponent responds, but don't
mess with me, I'm a psychic. Give your opponent a
reasonable answer for his/her question
such as "
out/scared and will give up the duel. Keep a watch on
your opponent 24/7, and follow him if
he is going to an official tournament. Put a "Skull
Servant" into his/her deck secretly. The
"Skull Servant" must have white marker streaks all over
the back so it is considered
"marked". When they get kicked out of the tournament for
having marked cards, laugh in their
face, take back your "Skull Servant" and give them a
very nasty papercut.
I know, I have too much free time on my
hands.
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4*** Heart of the
Cards
Spell Card /
Effect: During your Draw Phase, if you are "topdecking",
before you are about to draw a
card, place your hand on top of your deck and say "I
pledge allegi- I mean "Heart of the
Cards, guide me". Now throw sand into your opponents
eyes and any nearby spectators and
arrange your deck so the card you need is on top of your
deck. Once your opponent and all
the spectators are able to see, take a wooden guitar to
block any incoming punches. When
your opponent and you continue the duel, draw the card
from your deck. If your opponent uses
"Drop Off", slap him/her in the face and say "Drop Off"
isn't tournament legal. Be sure to
still have your guitar in your non-slapping hand. If
your opponent doesn't respond by
slapping back or he/she is unconscious, say "It was my
destiny to draw this card" or any
other bs you thought
of.
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Ah were finally at #3
3*** Skull
Servant Powered <_< >_>
Normal Monster / 4 / 2750 ATK / 1500 DEF / DARK /
Zombie
"I may not have an effect, but I shall tell you this. If
you have ever made fun of me
before, and put me in your deck, I shall haunt you at
night in your nightmares. And for all
you newbies that put me in your deck, I would honored to
increase your deck's strength with
my witchableness and my level four non tribute monster
beatstickness."
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2*** Calling of the
Cheese
Spell Card/Normal
Effect: Search for one "Destiny Cheese of Fate" from
your Deck and add it to your hand. This
card's effect and activation may not be
negated.
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1*** Destiny Cheese of
Fate
Effect Monster / 4 / 0 ATK / 0 DEF / Light /
Dragon
Effect: Upon summoning this monster, you shall be
transported to a dark place. (meaning your
opponent cannot chain any cards to this) Now make up a
speech saying that it is your destiny
and blah blah blah and stuff. Place one "Destiny Fate
Token" on your side for each second
you spent boring your opponent to death with your
speech, regardless of the Monster Card
Zone Limit. (Destiny Fate Token : ATK/90000 DEF/90000)
From now on, your opponent cannot
activate Spell or Trap Cards. You may tribute all
"Destiny Fate Tokens" on your side of the
field to increase the ATK and DEF of this card by the
total ATK and DEF points of all the
"Destiny Fate Tokens" tributed. Now quietly say to
yourself, "I must gather the energies of
my body .." and reduce your life points to
0.0000000000000001. Now scream as loud as you can
and shout "Destiny Cheese of Fate", annihalate him!!"
and chuck the card at his forehead
like a shuriken. You win the
duel.
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Sk1LLz