David's top 10 things wrong with top 10 lists

 

Hi, my name is Dave, here to point out 10 things wrong with pojo top ten listers

10. Listing staples as top 10 cards
       Either list the top ten staple cards, or list the top ten non-staple cards. Dont mix them together. You cant compare them with each other, because staples are the best cards in the game.

9.  People who just take information and put it into sections
       You can just take it in paragraph form to ccg Tips. Its better for everyone, trust me.

8. Lists complaining about yata garasu
       Cant people just accept the fact that their is a powerful monster that they dont have? If you think that yata is so powerful, go buy one. I know that some people cant afford one, but if its that important to you, buy one, or trade for it.

7. Listing #1 at the top
       Its a simple rule about top ten lists. 10 goes at the top, 1 oges at the bottom.

6. ____________  would never say ___________________
       Im not saying that this is a bad idea, just make them funnier before you post them. "Kaiba would never say, " Oh i dont care about blue eyes when I have, Griggle!" Ha Ha Ha that is sooooo funny

5.  Cards that you wished could be translated into English
       Look, the crush card and blue eyes ultimate dragon will never be released in English. Aren't decks powerful enough as it is? Cant you still win duels?

4. Little kids saying that when they get an Obelisk the Tormentor, their gonna be the world champion.
       Little kids reading this, I hate to break it to you, but the God Cards aren't allowed. Learn about things before you post them.

3. Saying Black Luster Soldier is better than Chaos Emporer Dragon
       Put simply, its not. CHaos Emporer Dragon can win a game on the turn that it is summoned

2. Made up cards
       Look. Nobody wants to hear about your stupid cards that you made up. People have better things to do with their life than read about cards that involve you shouting somthing, ripping up a card, or killing your opponent.

1. Sexiest Female Cards
       What is wrong? How can a normal human being be attracted to a Yugioh card?!?!?!?  Its a drawing! and some that people list are just creepy.

Im sorry if I offended anybody with this top ten list.
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