Chronos' Top Ten Yugioh List: Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear From Joey

 

Things you'll never hear from Joey

 

10. "Ok, so I'm not really blonde.  Sue me!"

 

 9. "Serenity, will you shut up!?  You're so pathetic!"

 

 8. "Kaiba's right: I really am a loser!" (breaks down and cries!)

 

 7. "No, Yug, you'll have to save the world alone; I don't wanna get my butt kicked!"

 

 6. "No, I don't wanna duel, I gotta do my homework!"

 

 5. "Duel Monsters is boring, so I'm takin' up chess!"

 

 4. "What, Serenity and Marik are dating?  Ask me if I care..."

 

 3. "Best time of my life? When Serenity was gone!"

 

 2. "Guys, why don't we sit down and talk about our feelings?  There's no reason to fight!"

 

 1. "You guys are right: I can't win, so I'll just back off and let the bad guy walk away."

 

Chronos, King of Time

 

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