Chronos' Top Ten Yugioh List: Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear From Yami Yugi

 

Things you'll never hear from Yami Yugi

 

10. "What was my barber thinking!?"

 

 9. "Kaiba, why won't you just give up and admit I'm better than you?"

 

 8. "Get real, Joey!  You've been a loser since day one!"

 

 7. "I love immortality!"

 

 6. (Shows up bald) "I was sick of pigeons sitting on me!"

 

 5. "Heart of the cards... how moronic!"

 

 4. Yugi, can't you do anything by yourself!?"

 

 3. (to Téa, Tristan, and friends): "Don't you have anything else to do, besides acting like idiots?"

 

 2. "No, Dark Magician, I'm the master; you're just my lap dog!"

 

 1. (pointing to his puzzle) "I feel like selling it: do I hear $20, thirty, fifty..."

 

Chronos, King of Time

 

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