From: Fox [mailto:fox1755@sbcglobal.net]
 

Breaker's top 10 stupidest things about the Anime

 

10- What's with all the cheerleaders?

Tea, Tristian, Bakura, and sometimes Joey. All they do is scream "GO YUGI!" every move he makes, is just retarted. Like Tristian and Joey, so what's Tea's excuse, she only likes Yami, anyway, and Yami only went out with her once. What was with that DDR game Tea was playing, anyway? There were 8 buttons! That must be hard. Plus, there wasn't a song.

 

9- How are there new cards?

Pegasus he... um... I have no idea! But there are new cards on the show! Who made them? And why do Yugi's cards suck so much? (He has a Silver Fang in his deck)

 

8- Do they understand tributes?

It has NEVER occured to Joey that REBD and Insect Queen suck becuase they have 7 stars and are weaker than Skull. Joey doesn't even have an insect deck! The only other one he has is Parasite Paraside.

 

7- Why does Mokuba suck so much if he's Seto's brother?

Have you played Stairway to the Destined Duel? Mokuba plays monsters in attack mode when you have your BEUD and BLS on the field. I have BEWD, Jinzo, and Buster Blader (3 dragons) on the field, and he plays Twin Long Rods in attack mode!! I'm sure Kaiba has some doubles!

 

6- Do they do ANYTHING else?

All the do is duel! Don't they ever get tired? At least in the comic book, they do some other things, but this is stupid! Plus, the creator of the cards is EVIL!!!! Yugi is spending money to support Pegasus and then he's EVIL!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM! This show has a lot of 'splaining to do!

 

5- How old is that game?

Okay, Grampa played that game before he got the puzzle. The anime starts when Yugi finishes the puzzle. Yugi took 10 years to finish the puzzle. That means old people, who were old over 10 years ago play that game! Why did Kaiba make all the Yugioh technology if he hates Pegasus, why is Pegasus evil!?!? What kind of evil plan is "I'll make a card game, then in a billion years some geeky midget MIGHT come to my island and MIGHT have some Egyptian thing, and MIGHT duel me! Sounds good, huh?"

 

4- They mess up all the effects!!

There's no book in Toon World, Jinzo doesn't let you use your traps! Harpie Lady Sister makes 1 new Harpie appear! Where are the fusions! Joey just summones his Flame Swordsman whenever he feels like it! Whenver they use a fusion, there's no purple card! And Rituals have just the ritual! Graceful dice MULTIPLIES the card's attack power! I play BEUD, tribute it for Great Maju Garzett, equip Megamorph, then play Graceful Dice! I got a 6, his attack power is (counting on fingers)(opens Minicat) 108000! I play Altar for Tribute! I can never lose! Oh, I ran out of deck waiting for that combo! Oops!

 

3- Is every girl in that show hot?

Every one! But all the boys look like geeks with too much hair gel, is that fair?

 

2- They get free cards!

You never see Yugi go to Target and buy a pack, do you? Kaiba's never been on Ebay. Joey doesn't buy the video games (that would raise a lot of questions if he did). Where do they come from? Why aren't there promo's? How are there new ones? Why are there cards that just suck? Why aren't they on the show? 

 

1- IT'S JUST A CARD GAME!!!!
They're dueling for thier lives! If Marik wants the puzzle so bad, just stab Yugi when he's not looking! You don't have to duel him a hundred times! Why not cheat? He doesn't have all the God Cards, anyway! He should get those first, and not lose his! Why is there a shadow realm, why do they call "go to the shadow realm" "die"? When the Mask people dueled Kaiba and Yugi, they said "if you fall, you go to the shadow realm", no they don't, they just die! The show is really stupid.

 

Thought: Marik and Ishizu don't look like Egyptians, they look like they're Japanese just like everyone else.