Angry Nadya's top ten list of weird YGO pics



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From: Nadya [mailto:NstantAnarchist@webtv.net] 
Sent: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 4:41 AM
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Subject: Angry Nadya's top ten list of weird YGO pics

10. Gemini Elf
OK, so we have two girls hanging all over each other.  
Its normal for women to hug and such, but not like this!  
In other words:  the duel monsters equivalent of Tatu. 

9. Amazonesses First of all, it's not common for women to 
be that buff.  Amazoness Paladin has an 8-pack for christs 
sakes!  These are not the kind of females you want to 
share a cell with in the pen.  But I guess Amazons arent 
used to being with guys. 

8.  Mustering of the Dark Scorpions Now this is 
quite an ambiguous picture that could easily be misconstrued 
as a Yaoi menage a trois.  Don Zaloog is on all fours in 
front of Chick the Yellow, who is behind Gorg the Strong.  
Pink Scorpions, anyone? 

7.  Gravekeepers Vassal This dude is not only as ugly as 
homemade sin, but he is creepy as well. His nose is HUGE and 
I mean HUGE.  He looks like a demented lawyer or a psycho 
drug dealer. 

6.  Gravekeepers Chief I have this card, and 
the dude is screaming (has his mouth open wide). I wonder 
if he's screaming because hes about to attack someone or 
if he is distraught for being such a lame ass card.  
I guess thats why he needs that staff thing. 

5.  Last Warrior From Another Planet Someone went down 
to the auto parts salvage places and threw together this piece 
of crap. He looks like that manikin from the B rated craptacular 
movie "Jigsaw."  In the movie, these kids put different parts 
on a manikin torso, and for some unknown reason comes to life 
and chases people with a chainsaw.  This movie probably took 
only 20 bucks to make.  Remember, kids:  never rent or 
buy movies made by Full Moon Pictures or that Fangoria crap.  

4.Super Roboyarou
So you take these two white looking androids, combind them 
with poly, and the result is...a black guy.  They should have 
renamed him to Big Pimpin G.  Those sunglasses are kick ass.  
Genetically possible?  Maybe. 

3.  Great Maju Garzette The military personnel at Area 51 have 
come up with a terrifying monster to use in the war on drugs.  
Geneticists there combined the DNA of a chicken, turtle, and a 
monkey with a dark leotard to get this fugly thing.  He has 
feathers or straw covering his body, so maybe they got something 
from a stack of hay to combine with the turtle and monkey. 
But otherwise he's cool. 

2.Dark Necrofear This is one of the creepiest cards ever.  It 
appears to be part alien, machine, and more weirdness.  What 
creeps me out is the broken doll its holding.  Why is that doll 
there?  
Look closely at her "legs."  Her thighs have more rolls than a 
damn bakery. 

1.  Trap of Board Eraser A little gremlin kid is coming home 
from a hard day at school.  He opens the door only to find his 
parents laughing evilly and his little brother butt nekked.  
Then a bunch of erasers land on his head.  Weird?  Yes. Creepy?  
Yup.  Pointless?  Sure is. The entire family is more messed up 
than the white trash side of my family.  And thats hard to do.

Angry Nadya
nstantanarchist@webtv.net