Top 10 Worst Renames

 

Here's my list of the top 10 worst renames mde by Upper Deck.

 

#10~Dark Gremlin (Des Feral Imp)-Okay, this card is way too cool looking to be called a "Feral Imp". What its name means is "Feral Imp of Death", but I still like "Dark Gremlin" better. They even used the name "Dark Gremlin" in the TV show!

 

#9~Thunder Bolt (Raigeki)-I know it still means "thunder bolt", but we live in America, not Japan, so lets try to speak English.

 

#8~Genocide King Demon (Terrorking Archfiend)- After Genocide got to keep "Genocide" in its name, so why not this card?! I don't mind Archfiend, but "Terrorking"?!

 

#7~Jackal Paladin (Mystical Knight of Jackal)-Dark Paladin got to keep its name, and the "Knight" in Knight of White Dragon even got changed to "Paladin". Why not this guy?

 

#6~Unlucky Black Cat (Cat of Ill Omen) Its original name was fine! They traded one superstitious phrase to another. Where's the point? I can't find it!

 

#5~Arranging Spellbooks (Pigeonholding Books Of Spell)-Pigeonholding?! Jeez, Upperdeck, when will you let good names be?

 

#4~Demon Of Questionable Loyalty (Ultimate Obedient Fiend)-"Questionable Loyalty" does not mean "Ultimate Obedient"! It goes from being questionably loyal to being a guard dog!

 

#3~Candle Of Fate (Pyro Clock of Destiny)-What is a "Pyro Clock"?! "Candle of Fate" is one of my favorite names in Yu-Gi-Oh, and it's changed! Nooooo!

 

#2~X.E.N.O. (Jowls of Dark Demise)-X.E.N.O. has been renamed! "Jowls"?! It would have been better if it was "jaws", but "jowls"?! Lord....

 

#1~Cyclone (Mystical Space Typhoon)-Doesn't get any worse than the top. What was Upperdeck smoking when they made this name?! I'll bet it goes for $1000 bucks an ounce...

 

Well,  my list of the worst English renames. Name's James (heh heh...rhymes). You can reach me at Ambience136@yahoo.com. Later!