Necromancer's top 10 made up cards that should be made

Hey all, I'm not sure what number article this is (I think it's 1), and 
I've been seeing alot of made up cards, so I thought I'd put in my 2 cents.  
It's a little long, but it's worth it.

10. Defensive Forces   Equip/Spell

If this card is equipped to a monster with 1500 ATK or more, destroy the 
equipped monster.  If the ATK is less than 1500, the equipped monster can 
attack your opponents life points directly while in DEF position.

9. Raising Destruction   Trap

Pay 1000 life points to activate this card.  Pick up (not draw) the top 
card of your deck.  If the card is a monster card, destroy all monsters 
on the field ans special summon 1 monster (level 5 or lower) from your 
hand.  If the card is a trap card, loose 500 Life Points.

8. Vortex Summon   Continuous/Spell

Pay 1500 life points to special summon 1 monster with a DEF of 1500 or 
less from your hand or deck.  This effect can only be used once per 
turn during your main phase.

7. Cloned Inventory   Spell

If there is a face-up equip magic card on your side of the field, you 
can equip all face-up monsters with the same equip card.  You must destroy 
the monster originally equipped with the equip spell card at the end phase 
of your turn.

6. Nuclear Missile Tank  
Machine/Dark/Effect/4*
0/ATK  2300/DEF

During each of your opponents standby phases, place 1 "Tank Token" on 
this card (max 5).  You can pay 1000 life points to destroy all tank 
tokens on your side of the field to inflict damage equal to the number 
of tokens destroyed X 700 to your opponent's life points.

5. Call of Phantom King   Continuous/Trap

This card is used to special summon "The Phantom King" from your hand or 
graveyard.  If you choose to special summon "The Phantom King" from your 
graveyard, you must pay 1000 Life Points to use this effect.  You must 
also offer monsters whose total level of stars is 7 or more from your 
hand or on your side of the field as tribute.

4. The Phantom King
Zombie/Dark/Effect/7*
2800/ATK  1500/DEF

This card can only be special summoned by the effect of "Call of Phantom 
King".  When this card is sent from the field to the graveyard by card 
effect, special summon all monsters used as tribute from "Call of Phantom 
King" on your side of the field in face-up attack or defense position.

3. Needle Striker's Oath  Spell/Ritual

This card is used to ritual summon "Needle Striker", you must also offer 
monsters whose total level of stars is 8 or more from your hand or on your 
side of the field as tribute.

2. Needle Striker
Warrior/Light/Ritual/8*
3200/ATK  1500/DEF

This card can only be special summoned by the effect of "Needle Striker's 
Oath".  Pay 500 Life Points during your battle phase to attack twice with 
this card in a row.  As long as this card remains face-up on the field, 
trap cards cannot be activated during either players battle phase.

1. Ultimate Energy Warrior
Fiend/Light/Fusion/Effect/10*
3750/ATK  3200/DEF

"The Phantom King" + "Needle Striker"
You can pay 1000 Life points to summon this monster by removing the above 
monsters from your hand from play without using polymerization.  When this 
card is successfully summoned, move any DARK monster from your graveyard to 
your hand.  As long as this card is face-up on the field, your opponent must 
pay 1000 Life points to activate a trap card.  If this card is removed from 
play, remove all magic cards from either players deck/graveyard from play.

So there you have it.  My favorite test-tube cards that I think should be 
made.  Questions?  Comments?  Rants?  

send em to me Matt at im_confusterated@hotmail.com