10)Chris Cybulski

(Earth/Fat Beast/9/3000/1000000000000000000000000000000000)

This card cannot attack unless you weigh over 200 pounds. Better bring a scale with you.

9)Wheel of Fortune

(Continous Trap)

you can only activate this card when your opponent get's a job. roll the wheel of fortune if your opponent get's bankrupt he loses the game, he must accept to roll but if you have chris cybulski in your hand he has to roll, the problem is all the space's are bankrupt!

8)Nightmare Squeel

(Quick play Magic)

Activate this card if your opponent sees a rat. If they squeel, then they lose, and if they don't, tell them to buy rat pesticide, and when their gone, congradulate your mousey pet Roberto.

7)Head Wizard

(Dark/Spellcaster/2/1360/2640)

FLIP: Tribute this card, and place a Head Wizard on your opponents head until they get freaked out and concede the duel.

6)Mouse Piss

(Earth/you don't wanna know/1/0/0)

Your opponent must drink Mouse piss until they throw up. The number of minutes it took them to throw up is multiplied by 500 and is directed towards your opponents life points. To bad they're in the bathroom.

5) Crack head Virus

(Normal Trap)

Tribute a "Crack Head" And destroy all monsters your opponent has in play. If your opponent says thats all they have left, tell them they lie and jack off like Matt the Monkey Spence.

4) Crack head(A.K.A. Nick rettie)

(Dark/Stoner/4/0/100)

This monster cannot be talked to on the phone and not break out in a fight.If this monster offers you drugs, accept and sell them to Matt the monkey Spence.

3) Egotistical prick

(Dark/loner/2/1/2)

If this monster acts retarded call 911 and tell them this card has been vandilizing your property. Then spray paint some message on your property, and run away. If your lucky this prick will get caught and go to jail. Then this card becomes (Dark/jailbird/7/1/2) and is returned to your hand.

2)All teachers go on a strike!

(Magic)

Return all cards on the field to their owners hands and both players discard their hands. Now your opponent goes to detention for life while you steal their cards.

1)toboggan

(earth/fatass)

when this cards look at your opponent. he or she die's of a heart attack, followed by a stroke but hey it not that bad at least the doctor will give you a lolli pop! Tobban will never be the same again...hey, what's up Vibration!