Top 10 AST Cards

 

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1. Blowback Dragon                    9.562391/10

I have a godly coin toss, and if you do as well, people will fall to your knees begging for mercy. I also happen to be the only one in my local metagame who has it.

 

2. Order to Smash                    9.0/10

With the release of AST came an abundance of 2-star monsters, and with September comes the Banned List. After that, this card should see play, particularly in Spirit of the Pharaoh Decks.

 

3. The End of Anubis                8.5/10

Rivals the Skull in terms of ATK, and stops those pesky Monster Reborns, too. I hate the part, however, that says Chaos Monsters may still be Summoned.

 

4. Dark Magic Attack                8.0/10

This was rated over Burst Stream of Destruction because usually you are most worried about the traps. Plus, there are many cards that work well with the Dark Magician, like Double Coston.

 

5. Burst Stream of Destruction                7.9/10

If this card destroyed Traps instead, it would rock out loud. Usually the monsters don't stand in the way of the fearsome servant to Seto Kaiba.

 

6. Amplifier                            7.8913284467945384529285467492101534584584/10

How could I NOT put it on here? With this card, Jinzo and IO are now symbiotic!

 

7. The Agent of Judgment-Saturn        7.8913/10

I zip my lips before thee. Those of ye who know not the pow'r of this card, go play in the dumpster.

 

8. Spirit of the Pharaoh                7.5/10

Very situational indeed, but powerful nonetheless. You will rip your arms out for throwing out your Skull Servants when your opponent summons 3 of them, uses 2 Triangle Powers, dusts away your best S/Ts, then uses Delta Attacker. This is why Skull Servant means trouble in large numbers. All hail the piece of trash!

 

9. Needle Burrower                        7.2/10

Loses much rank, thanks to its horrid stats for a Tribute. But with a few Equip cards, the effectKILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

10. Mazera DeVille-                        5.9/10

Very unreliable, but shouts 4 hand destruction.