Yea! My most awesomest monster list everrrrrrr-ish, and for good reasons too.\par
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\fs20 10.) Dark Magician! Dude, Yugi uses him, he MUST be cool! And he looks cool! He can go head to head with a Summoned Skull! Now that's something special! Play him in every deck! No, seriously!\par
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9.) Red Eyes Black Dragon! Oh, come on, haven't you seen the show?! This guy brings potential for victory. If you put him in your deck, automatically your deck has some potential! Seriously! He can combo with Dark Magician, you just can't see it! You have to look haaaaarrrrrderrrr...\par
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8.) Gaia the Dragon Champion! You can't get any better than that. Not to mention, his fusion materials are quite awesome themselves. Plus he looks cool, and his name is cool! Dragon champion, oh yea! Love it!\par
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7.) Great Moth! Seriously! You only need a good 13, maybe only 8 cards to get him out! Maybe a few cards like Messenger of Peace and Gravity Bind, the Larvea dude, Cocoon of Evolution, and the Great Moth? It's unbeatable! Your opponent would have to somehow, you know, MIRACULOUSLY destroy just one of those cards to stop the whole thing. I don't see it happening. Expect to see a lot of this!\par
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6.) Feral Imp! You can't resist that cute face. C'mon.\par
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5.) Skull Servant! You wouldn't realize how many times I've killed an opponent with one of these babies. Rumors are, there's an ULTIMATE FUSION that requires the use of a Skull Servant. Mass attack, like 7630. Seriously. I'd pack like 6 in your deck (who cares if it's not legal?) to warn your opponent that you are going to be the grand master of Skull Servants one day.\par
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4.) Reaper of the Cards! Holy crap, his defense is awesome. It could give your opponent a braincramp with battle calculations with his awesome defense of 1930. Plus, you can make up a story of your grandfather in the year 1930 and how he saved the northeast and survived eating nothing but squirrel legs and bore your opponent to death. Instant victory. Who needs Exodia?\par
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3.) Jirai Gumo! 2200 ATK is only second to GAF's 2300 in the 4-star area. And it's at the measly cost of half your life half the time! You can't go wrong with that! Works REALLY well with Solemn Judgement.\par
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2.) Final Flame! The monster looks really cool in the picture, so he MUST be strong. What? He's not a monster card? Well, forget that. You can't beat a reliable 600 damage, though. I mean, sure, Just Desserts can do 2500, but it can also do 500! I dunno, 600 is more than 500!\par
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1.) ***drum roll*** GATE GUARDIAN! You absolutely can't beat 3750 ATK. And he requires all three god cards! Whaddya know, that's convenient! You can have them all in the same deck for a good reason! pack 3 of each of the gods and put 3 of this dude in. I mean, it's impossible to get him out, but if you do, whoa! Gee, bye bye Blue Eyes, huh? Forget Valkyrion. You don't need those stupid effects of the three gods when you have this much ATK on your side. I mean, sure, there's BEUD coming out sooner or later, but 4500 is nothing to worry about. Pack a Axe on this guy, and you win. What are the chances your opponent is gonna, let's say, bring out BEUD and bother powering him up anymore? Exactly. This card is powerful AND strategically tricky! Belongs in almost any deck! Go buy him... now!\par
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... Ok, for anyone who agreed with everything above, stop playing the game right now and go back go Go Fish. I enjoyed using this list to basically point out cards that should NEVER see themselves on top 10 lists. No matter what. Top 10 Dragons? No, REBD will never be there. Flip effects? Reaper I NEVER want to see. And unless your thing is "Top 10 Coolest/Cutest looking monsters", I don't want to see "Cuz' he looks cool and he's my favorite". That's just kinda not helping anyone else really. And don't use cards that basically have better counterparts, such as Final Flame VS. Just Desserts (by the way, Just Desserts is definitely better). Well, that's all i gotta say, cuz' out of the last bunch of top 10 lists, only one of them didn't consist of Blue Eyes, Gate Guardian, or Dark Magician (Top 10 Glaring Mistakes in Top 10 Lists). Well, thanks for readin'...\par
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The name's Andrew. Ain't tellin' you nooooooo more.\par
ForeverAndrew2@yahoo.com... make sure the header says Yu-Gi-Oh!, otherwise I'll assume it's spam and jes' delete it. Thankee. Lemme know if you wanna see more sarcastic lists from me.\