Subject: Unknown Duelist's Yu-Gi-Oh Top 10 WORST cards
First things first.

Me, AKA the Unknown Duelist had some cards stolen. The people who steal cards have no confidence. THey have no confidence to try to trade, to save money, or to ask for free commons to trade. THey have gone too far and they need a mind check. In other words, THEY SUCK AND DESERVE A F*&!#ing! (Or, maybe I misplaced my cards.....)

My list is a list of cards that, tourney or casual, should not even be considered in a deck unless you like to lose. People who use this should either A: quit playing Yu-Gi-Oh, B: read the ENTIRE Card of the Day index, or C: eat some cheese and come back when you get/find cards that serve a better purpose, like exchanging a Skull Servant for a better Dark monster like Kycoo or Opticlops.

10: Skull Servant: 300/200 one star no effect. HAHAHAHAHA! ALL monsters in the same stat class have effects or uses such as Magician on faith, Thousand Eyes Idol, Kuriboh and even STEEL SCORPION!! At least he's fissure bait/attack bait.

9: Mushroom Man #2: You can find this in the CotD. It basicaly gives your opponent board control. They can also tribute it for something. I have heard of only ONE instance where this guy ruled, and it was combined with Toll/Chain Energy/Gravity Bind and Mask of Restrict. It was a burn/lockdown deck, if you didn't know.

8: Morinphen: 1550/1300 creature for 1 tribute. (THAT'S ALL?) Ryu-Kishin Powered runs over that. Remenber how we used to play that? Now, this creaure is truly an obsolete creature. It was obsolete when the first starters came out. And this came out in Metal Raiders....

At least these guys can destroy all good flip effect monsters and defend your life points. The next cards are so bad it's not even funny. Or maybe they are.

7: Larvae Moth: Wait two turns, plus tribute a Petit moth with a Cocoon of Evolution for a 500/400. WHAT??? This made me laugh my head off when i saw it. Either that or WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?? I'd rather use the Cocoon by itself.

the next cards are all magics/traps

6: The Cheerful Coffin: Discard up to three monster cards to...do nothing. Remember using it in Shadow Ghoul decks? Now, we have something better... Graceful Charity. If I didn't notice that this said "up to three" instead of just "three", this would be the worst card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

5: Eatgaboon/House of Adhesive Tape: These two can stop nothing in the current environment. And they never will. THey are like trap hole, except they oonly work on ATK/DEF of 500 or less. (WHAT?)

4: World Suppresion: Activate this when a field magic is activated. Negate the Field during the turn this is activated. First, very few decks use fields anymore. Next, it doesn't even destroy it. Last, this is a trap.

3: Sparks: 200 damage. That's all??? That's all. Yes, it SUCKS!

2: Gamble: First, to activate this, you have 2 or less cards in hand and your opponent has 6 or more. So, you are probably losing. Flip a coin and call it. If you get it right, draw until you have 5 cards. Why not 6 or 7? If you lose, skip your next turn. If you get it right, you have only luck. If you get it wrong, an additional kick to your head is administered in addition to the beating your opponent is already giving you.

1: Blue Medicine: Increase both player's life points by 400. THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!! Rain of Mercy beats this, Goblin's Secret Remedy beats this, Red Medicine beats this, Dian Keto the Cure Master beats this, and Solemn Wishes beats this. And lifegain by itself sucks. This is so funny and bad that when i saw it, I wanted to switch to another card game because the latest cards were beaten by obsolete "antiques". Come on!  Flame Dancer, Boneheimer, LIGHTNING CONGER??? (all LON) Come on! CLAW REACHER from SDY beats them ALL!!!

If you put any of these in your deck, make sure to take out the following cards:

Monster Reborn
Change of Heart
Pot of Greed
Dark Hole
Raigeki
Mirror Force
Harpie's Feather Duster
Heavy Storm
Witch of the Black Forest

Get the picture? Only play these for fun or if you really want to lose. The cards above, when all removed, virtually guarantees a loss

DIS-Honorable Mentions:
Hiro's Shadow Scout
Reaper of the Cards
Spirit Elimination

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