Subject: Tigers Top 10 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards that I REALLY WISH Upper Deck would make, VOLUME 2! Back by popular demand, it’s… Tiger’s Top 10 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards that I REALLY WISH Upper Deck would make, VOLUME 2! 10. NOBLEMAN OF EFFICIENCY – Normal Trap – You may activate this card when your opponent has more than 100 cards in their deck or is not using deck sleeves. You are declared the winner of the duel, just to save time. 9. TREMENDOUS BLAZE OF BOREDOM – Normal Magic – You and your opponent both take 8000 LP of direct damage and watch TV or something. 8. SUPER SNATCH STEAL – Equip Magic – Take control of one of your opponent’s monsters. When the monster is destroyed or removed from the field, gather up your cards really fast and run away before your opponent can get his or her monster back. 7. BAD REACTION TO SMOOCHEE – Continuous Trap – Each time your opponent gains life points, kiss them on the lips. Hopefully they will become uncomfortable and forfeit the duel to get away from you. 6. EXODIA MAGNET – Normal Magic – Move any Exodia pieces in your deck or graveyard to your hand. Also, if your opponent is playing or even owns any Exodia pieces, move them to your hand as well and keep them when the duel is finished. 5. GAMBLING ADDICTION – Normal Trap – Flip a coin. If the result is tails, you lose the duel. If the result is heads, re-flip the coin. 4. RETRIBUTION OF THE DEFEATED – Normal Trap – You may activate this card when you lose the duel. Your opponent may not move until you have verbally and physically abused them for five full minutes or until they are bleeding, whichever comes first. You may not concede the duel in order to activate this card. 3. FURBALL GENOCIDE – Normal Magic - Destroy all Magic and Trap cards on your opponent’s side of the field. Special summon any Kuribohs in your opponent’s hand, deck, or graveyard to his or her side of the field in face-up attack position. Special summon as many monsters as you want from your hand or graveyard to your side of the field. Laugh like crazy at all the dead Kuribohs. 2. THE FINAL EXODUS OF FAIR PLAY – Continuous Magic - As long as this card remains face-up on the field, you may special summon Yata-Garasu from your hand, deck, or graveyard once per turn. When this card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard, your opponent must discard his or her entire hand. 1. DARK RULER HAAGEN DAZS – Fiend/Dark – Level 6 - 2450/1600 – Effect: When this monster does battle damage to your opponent, he or she must buy you a scoop of ice cream. When you get fat from using the effect of this card, you may instead force-feed your opponent one gallon of ice cream each time this monster does battle damage. Hope y’all enjoyed this list – any other cards you’d like to see? Got any ideas for card art? E-mail me at SamTiger54@yahoo.com. Happy dueling! Tiger __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com