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Subject: Tourney Report Oddessy Block and up Dustin Burazin

Hello People of Pojo!
Welcome to the article of the century!
Well, not really, I wont lie to all of you, its just a Tourney report, nothing special, you can all go back to your normal lives now.
What? This is your life! Thank you! Someone to listen to me Rant on and on on my bad games! Did I say that Outloud? Yes, I did, and Im proud of it. Because I know why your here, and that's to read my math and probability results from my games. Get those brain juices flowing! Math! Whoo! Probability! Whoo!

Still here? I must say, I am impressed.
After whoo'ing over math, and probability, I thought for sure that you would have left.
You must really think I have something for you here. I won't disappoint.

Tournament Report
Oddessy block and up constructed.
Players: 7
Turn out: Good
I decide to play My Laughing last deck.

Laughing last
3 Last Laugh
2 Earth Rift
3 Pillage
4 Stone Rain
3 Braids, Cabal Minion
2 Aphetto Vulture
4 Faceless Butcher
4 Prowling Pangolin
4 Smother
4 Chainer's Edict
1 Mass Hysteria
1 Soul Foundry
4 Talisman of Indulgence
8 Mountain
10 Swamp

Round 1 Nick M. playing MBC (Oddessy block)
Game One I had the early LD, but few creatures, I smothered his Nantuko shade, and ran into a land patch for 7 or so turns.
He Haunting echoes me, and all my power goes.
Game two It was my turn to be land screwed, and as soon as I found my steam, I eliminated all of his land. and Ran into a land screw patch again, a greaved Phage Kills me.
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Round 2 Mike O. playing Slide ( a week form, so he claims)
Game 1 I faced an early Lay waste, wich screwed me for the rest of the game.
Game 2 He played a slide, and a Solem-Simulacrun-dude, I got out a Vulture, and a Butcher, but he played His game well, and killed me, with 3 Rifts.

I was Lucky enough to see him get screwed during Down time, where he had cycle Decree of Anileation to stay alive, and die the next turn to a Brood Star, Nim Shrieker, and something else. Not that thats a good thing, though.

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Round 3 Joel G. playing Elves (Borrowed from Alex F.)

Game one I got vary little Ld, and was slaughtered by an onslaught of elves.
Game two Same thing, but more beat down.

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Round 4 Kurt Burazin playing Affinity ( Yes, he is my Brother)

Game one I was slaughtered, little Ld, and little Land.
Game two was a super slaughter.

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I get a break now, and look to my right, were Alex F. is playing Joel.
Alex plans to wipe the board, with a Decree of Pain, and than play Mortal Combat.
While at 200 life, and Joel att 161. ( Alex had taken control of two
Wellwishers)
On the winning turn, Alex tries to Do something during his upkeep, anything before he wins, and cant, and wins, with the Combat in play.

Round 5 Matt P. playing Affinitty ( Precon with a little help)

Game one I get land screwed, and die to Myr enforcers. I think.
Game two I get the Ld, but slowly get pounded with a Frogmite. I play a Soul foundry, and Imprint Prowling Pangolin, and slowly start the beatdown.
Sadly, I don't think I won.

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Round 6 Alex F. playing B/U Mortal Combat-Creature D- Creature Steal-
Junk?

Game one I lose to early beatdown, and Mortal Combat.
Game two I get the Talisman, good land, and Butcher, and beat'em.
Game Three I win from beatdown with Pangolin, and he Concedes, due to the store closeing.

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First place, Nick M., Gets Arena Foil Drain life, and Arena foil Bonesplitter, plus two land of his choice, promo art.

Second place, Kurt Burazin, Gets Arena Foil Bonesplitter, plus a land of his choice, promo art.

Props: To the Owner, Matt P., for holding the event.
Slops: To me, for not testing the deck before playing it that day.

Well, if you didn't leave when the going got tough, thank you. You stayed with me through thick and, well, thicker, and didn't really get any good advice, so, um, heres some.
DONT PLAY THIS DECK IN ITS CURRENT FORM!!!

-Dustin Burazin
Contact me at Cabalwannabe.modblog.com