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Perpetual Rage

          First, a brief introduction:  my name is Jonathan Pechon.  I started playing Magic in 1994, and have been hammering away at the qualifier circuit off and on since around ’96 or ’97.  I’ve been to several pro-tours, and finally made a second day in the most recent Los Angeles event.  I’ve made the second day in numerous grand prix, finishing in the top 8 in Austin in ’98, and tenth in Dallas just past.  Presently living outside of the Houston area, I’ve spent a lot of time in the Dallas and Austin areas, playtesting with groups there.  I feel like I’ve made a lot of friends, not just locally, but around the country, and in some cases around the world; I’ve enjoyed my time playing, even if it results in a little more stress sometimes.  I won’t try to tell you everything about me; I hope that what I write will give you an idea of who I am, though the occasional image you might get is of some nut wielding a chainsaw and standing on top of an office cubicle screaming, “I HAVE HAD IT! @#(%^& OFF, I’M TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!”  It’s okay; I’ve been there.  Just remember this:  I’ve worked the helpdesk.  I know what horror can be.

     Okay, that’s over.  Let’s get this on the road, shall we?

     Regionals are coming up.  It is not one of those events I look forward to.  Frankly, I’ve come to a point that, no matter how prepared I am, no matter what good ideas I come up with, I’m probably going to be heading home by round 5, my hopes firmly crushed.  However, I have persisted, playtesting extensively and working with a group of friends on decks, and trying to brainstorm what else may show up there.  Though the future may already be ordained for me, I figure giving the good ol’ college try can’t hurt. 

      I’ve had a few examples of frustration associated with regionals.  Over the last three years, I have contemplated physically destroying every card in my deck, been witness to a fire at the tournament site, seriously considered causing another human being physical harm, and informed my opponent that I would urinate on a Tradewind Rider if he chose to put it into play.  And for each one, I sweated and worked on my deck for weeks, practicing with people, finding what would work.  And, each afternoon, I was done well before the round of eight was chosen.

     My simple advice for you all this regionals:  stay frosty.  Enjoy yourselves.  Have a refreshing beverage available for between rounds.  Keep food handy: if you’re playing past round six, you’ll be thankful.  And most of all:  have a sense of humor.  You’d be amazed at what you can laugh at about yourself, and what you might actually enjoy about this game.

     I’ll go a little more in-depth on what I think about standard later.  I’ll take a closer look at what decks may do well, and what I think of them.  More to come soon!