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Today we'll be reviewing Bulldozer from
Bulldozer… the lame version of Rhino. Bulldozer is
also know as the really REALLY lame version of
Juggernought. If you were a super villian how
absolutely disappointed would you be if you had the
super power to use your head to hit things? I would
simply not mention I even had a super power. I
would occasionally crush a can on my head or
something… just to impress my friends.
Rookie: 60 points, No Team
Experienced: 90 points, Masters of Evil Team
Veteran: 113 points, Masters of Evil Team
Who is the Best:
This is a relative phrase. None of them are very
good. The only one with a decent attack is the
Veteran Winner: Veteran
I’m skipping this review. This figure is absolutely
awful! He charges without a range attack and only
hits for three. Quake is ridiculously bad and he
gets impervious on his last click when he has a 6
attack. He hits for 4 damage in the middle when he
has an 8 attack. He is just pointless and over
priced by at least 60 points.
Here are people that do the same thing, but are
cheaper and much better
Puck for 57 points has an 11 attack, Super Strength,
Charge and is an Avenger
Power Girl, has front loaded Impervious, Quake,
flies and has charge for the same points
Rookie Spider-man can use Pounce, has wildcard team,
Super Strength and is only 51 points.
Anybody is better pretty much
Somebody has to be the worst in the set. But why
does It almost always seems to be a member of the
HE RECEIVES 0 OUT OF A POSSIBLE 5
Good, Bad, I’m the Guy with the Clix
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The Inconvient Truth is out on DVD, you should watch
Yo fellas! howdy? Darn... I’m running out of
greetings… I’ll have to think of something…. what? you don’t
care about that? at all? oh… well, ok, then I’ll go to what
you care about: Bulldozer’s review. This is a R/E/V from
Supernova. I don’t know him, but I know this: the rookie and
the experienced suck so bad, I’m not even bother mentioning
anything about them. The veteran has MoE TA, no range,
doesn’t fly, doesn’t have an archenemy, costs 113 points and
has a very silly outfit. He has 8 clicks of health with:
Speed: 10, 7, 8, 8, 9, 9, 10, 10. 1st, 3rd, 4th, 7th and 8th
clicks have Charge, 5th and 6th clicks have Force Blast. And
the 2nd is empty :P
Attack: 10, 9, 9, 8, 8, 7, 7, 6. Quake the first 3 clicks,
then 2 clicks of Super Strength and that’s it.
Defense: 17, 16, 16, 16, 16, 15, 14, 13. 1st and 2nd click
have Invulnerability, 3rd till 6th click have Toughness, 7th
click has Willpower and the last one has Impervious.
Damage: 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 3, 2. 1 single click of CCE, the
His Speed is, like pretty much all about him, what you could
expect from a regular brick. He’ll need Telekinesis to be of
use… like most bricks.
His Attack is, once again, regular. You probably won’t be
using much his Quake; the same goes for those 2 click of
Super Strength, as in only one of those he has Charge.
His Defense is expectable, too. Some ok values with a little
Invulnerability and some Toughness to make him last.
His Damage allows him to deliver 3 or 4 clicks of pain
thought all his dial but his last click… like most bricks.
Conclusion: What can I say? he’s so vanilla… His TA makes
him appealing, as it could be nice to abuse, but other
bricks offer other thing that can be just as interesting:
Avengers TA to abuse, slightly better values, etc.
Rating: 2.5/5. Use him if you like the guy, or is the best
brick you have (and you want to use a brick on your team,
‘cuz a team doesn’t HAVE to have a brick)