OK here we go...
 
The Real Goku tune to The Real Slim Shady
 
You act like you've never seen a Z warrior before
Dragon Balls on the floor
Like Vegeta and Nappa just burst in the door
He started whippin his ass, first and before
Goku fought Vegeta (Aaack)
 
It's the return of the "Aw wait, your kidding, Piccolo isn't training Gohan, is he?"
And Dr. Nappa said...
Nothing you idiots! Nappa's dead, Goku beat in his head!  (Ha ha!)
And Kuririn says, "Look at that Gurudo, walking around with no head, cause a laser hit him and now he's dead.  Yeah but he's so cute though.."
 
Yeah, Goku's probably got a few screws up in his head loose
But it's no worse than what's going on in Buruma's bedroom
Videl is on your lips, Videl is on your lips
And if you're lucky you'll give her a side-kick
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
and expect em' not to know what a Dragon Ball is.
O' course they gonna' know it and of course they reach 4th grade, they've got big orange hair, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but villains,
well, except Kuririn, who's chillin with Dende
But if we can fight Cell and Freeza
There's no reason Piccolo and Goku can't slit throats
 
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Throw Vegeta in a moat
Sing the Chorus here it goes!
 
Yes I am Goku, I am the true Goku, all you other false Goku are just a bunch of 
doo-doo.  So won't the real Goku please stand up, please stand up.
 
The end!