Disclaimer: This is a DBZ parody of The Kinks' "Lola."  I don't own any of 
this stuff,
so don't sue me.  Thank you and enjoy the song. 

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YAMCHA: I'm telling you, she's in love with me!
VEGETA: You fool!  Can't you see she loves me?
YAMCHA: There's only one way to figure this out.
VEGETA: And what would that be?
YAMCHA: Hey, Bulma!
BULMA: Yeah?
YAMCHA: Who do you like better?  Me or Vegeta?
BULMA: Well, I... uh...

(Music begins)

YAMCHA: At Pilaf's castle, on the set of Dragonball
We met and fell into each others arms and that is all, Bulma (VEGETA: 
[speaking] Yeah, we know.)
B U L M A, Bulma

VEGETA: I don't really know what you see in this punk
You have feelings for ME, we have a son named Trunks, Bulma (YAMCHA: 
[speaking] Get real!)
B U L M A, Bulma

BOTH: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

YAMCHA: For us it was true love from the moment we had met
It would last forever, and that we could place a bet
Oh, my Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

VEGETA: How could you love him?  This guy can hardly fight
What you need is a man who can treat you all right
Oh, my Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

BOTH: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

BULMA: When I was on Namek, with tangles on my head
Did you bring shampoo, Yamcha?  No, you were dead (YAMCHA: [speaking] 
Vegeta's fault!)
And Vegeta, on Namek, you were no help at all
You two-timed my friends to get the Dragonballs

I see it's hard to convince both of you men
So it looks like I'm gonna choose all over again

YAMCHA: But Bulma!

VEGETA: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

BOTH: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

(All of a sudden the entire cast of DBZ appears and becomes a huge chorus)

CHORUS: Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

BULMA: It's between you two
And now I have to choose
Got nothing to lose
Unless Yamcha loses his head  (VEGETA: [speaking] Great idea!)
Well, that would make one guy dead

YAMCHA: Bulma, it's plain, the choice is me
Together we can start a family
Oh, my Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

VEGETA: Hey Bulma, listen to what I'm sayin'
The best choice for you is a mighty Super Saiyan!
Oh, my Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

BULMA: You guys don't have to yell, no need to shout
And I certainly don't want you guys to fight it out (VEGETA: [speaking] Darn.)
You both have your good points, but you both have your bad
And I know this decision will make one of you mad

But after much thought I now can see
That Master Roshi is the man for me (ROSHI: [speaking] Wahooooooooo!!!)

YAMCHA: No way, Bulma!

VEGEGA: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma 

BOTH: Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

CHORUS: Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma
Bul-Bul-Bul-Bul Bulma

(Song ends)

VEGETA: I can't believe this, after all we did for her.
YAMCHA: Tell me about it.
VEGETA: I say we pay a visit to Kame House to administer some Saiyan justice!
YAMCHA: Sounds good...