"Namek's Not Alright" a parody of Kid's Aren't AllRight by NeoPhrosty

When we were young the future was so bright
Planet Namek was so alive
And every Saiyajin on the whole damn street
Was gonna go super and not be beat
Now Namek's all cracked and torn
Z fighters are pumped but their ki is worn
How can Frieza's blind greed
Swallow so many lives

Chorus:

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for a senzu bean
Still its hard
Hard to be
Still alive after Dende's reamed

Vegeta had a chance well he really did
Instead he got spanked with his back pounded in
Krilin imploded like a rotting log
Thanks to Frieza, hey its his job
Piccolo got tossed aside
Gohan spazzed out and cried
What the hell is going on
The cruelest being in the galaxy

REPEAT Chorus