Subj: "Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta" A parody of "The Thong Song"
Date: 10/15/00 10:26:08 PM Central Standard Time
From: KazonLocke
To: Kunhal@pojo.com

What is up my little cousins? This is what you get when you sit through hours of school with nothing to do but listen to boring lengthy lectures from teachers.

"Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta" Performed by Trunks, the son of a nation's favorite neiborhoodly pimp, Vegeta.


Ooh, dat Vegeta so scandalous,
Yanno that pansy Gohan can't handles dis,
Shootin' Ki attacks like it ain't no thang,
Though he was bad so he joined a gang.

He was pimpin' at all da hip hop spots,
He ran into Krillin and he kicked his butt,
He left me at home with Kakarott,
His name was Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta!

He had a Hat on his head, ((head, head))
Cane in his hand, ((hand, hand))
Spiky @$$ hair, ((hair, hair))

I think he's a Super Saiya-jin!!

He fought Majin Buu, ((Buu, Buu))
Then he died.... ((Died, Died))
But Fa-ather...
PLEASE STOP PIMPIN' MOOOOOOOOOOM...

(I hate it when ya hit me dad, (Da na da na) )
(You know it makes me feel real sad (Da na da na) )
(It's good you makin' money though, (Da na da na) )
(But that's my Mom, Mo-, Mom, Mom, Mom...)

Ooh, dat Vegeta so scandalous,
Daddy please stop bein' devilish,
Goku-san said it was just a phase,
Phase my @$$ it's been 291 days.

He was pimpin' at a hundred G's a pop,
He ran into da Po-Po's and he killed a cop,
My daddy jus' don't know when to stop,
His name was Pimp Dadd-a Vegeta!!

He had a Hat on his head, ((head, head))
Cane in his hand, ((hand, hand))
Spiky @$$ hair, ((hair, hair))

I think he's a Super Saiya-jin!!

I was killed by Cell, ((Cell, Cell))
He didn't care....((Care, Care)) **
But Fa-ather...
PLEASE STOP PIMPIN' MOOOOOOOOOOM...

(I hate it when ya hit me dad, (Da na da na) )
(You know it makes me feel real sad (Da na da na) )
(It's good you makin' money though, (Da na da na) )
(But that's my Mom, Mo-, Mom, Mom, Mom!!!!)

** Note: Yes, yes...I know Vegeta did care when Trunks was killed by Cell...Cell, Cell. But I couldn't think of a better lyric at the time. Thank you and goodnight...