>To:crashlandon@hotmail.com, megodujane@hotmail.com,
mjosh@hotmail.com, baseballace@hotmail.com,
>protosswarrior@hotmail.com, LadysDeckFixes@aol.com,
maxwm@usweat.net, Souper451@aol.com,
>pernspike@yahoo.com
>
>
>2 pikachu
>1 raichu
>1 pyduck
>1 golduck
>1 magnemite
>1 magnmeton
>2 geodude
>1 graveller
>1 golem
>1 articuno
>1 zapdos
>2 poliwag
>1 poliworl
>1 poliwrath
>9 electric energy
>14 water energy
>6 fighting energy
>1 bill
>1 switch
>1 pokemon center
>2 energy search
>1 recycle
>1 super potion
>1 potion
>2 dratini
>1 dragonair
>2 energy removal
>1 super energy removal
>
>my stratgy is to keep doing damage to there bench and
even if it does
>damage
>to my bench
>i wait until my bench is damaged enough and then i
use the pokemon
>center.i
>also try to use dragonairs and golducks hyper beam
and poliwrath's
>whirlpool
>to remove energy cards.

VULPIX: Vulpix pix vulpix. [This deck isn't quite as
bad as that last one. At least it's got enough overall
energy, a good strategy, and one or two multiple
Trainers.]

SPIKE: You're right. But the vast array of singles
isn't the main reason this deck ended up here. Note
the fact that I've copied the list of all the people
he sent this deck to. He sent it to every freaking
deck mechanic, for God's sake.

VULPIX: Vulpix. [Ah.]

SPIKE: It wasn't enough for him to waste my time, he
had to waste the time of eight other people as well.
Note also the fact that I'm last on the list. As you
might imagine, these factors instill in me a great
desire to help him make a better deck.

VULPIX: Vulpix. Vulpix? [It wouldn't make me feel that
great either. So, do you want to enumerate some of
this deck's many shortcomings? Or should I?]

SPIKE: Why don't you do it?

VULPIX: Vulpix vulpix--vulpix. Vulpix... [It's hard to
know what to attack first. There are so many logical
inconsistencies in this deck. I could comment on his
1-1 "magnmeton" evolution, his daring inclusion of
Golem and Poliwrath along with two of the legendary
birds, or how incredibly useful that Bill, Switch, and
Pokemon Center must be. Note that he's got the 1
Recycle to help him get his good trainers back and use
them again.]

SPIKE: And he's got the Energy Search to get the right
color energy when he needs it. Truly a master of deck
design.

VULPIX: Vulpix. Vulpix. [You know, Chipmunk's strategy
in bashing decks was to yell a lot and make all sort
of references to Basic Gastly. But I think beyond a
certain point, these hideous decks speak for
themselves. There's not really that much more we can
say.]

SPIKE: How true. Shall we move on?

VULPIX: Vulpix. [Please.]


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