Hi... this is Icelandspar here... PROUD MEMBER of TEAM ROCKET... along with
his faithful vileplume...

~Hi, this is Austin's vileplume.  You must be wondering how this psychodelic
flower is speaking to you.  I use my mushroom shaped noggin' and creepy
mental powers of telepathy to bring you happy cheer-i-ness.~

Thank you, vile... I'm glad I was able to buy you from Erika when she was
short of money at the laundry mat.  She just had to use fabric-softener. 
I'll never forget that cause $2 much, much less than you're worth.

~Yeah... plus you don't beat me.~

Anyway, formality aside, I heard a recent rumor about the victory road
set-up at pokèmon league.  Actually I heard its coming very soon.

~You can catch a promo psyduck or a cool porygon (non-foil).~

For all of us players, I have this to say... Its about **word omitted on
legal advice** time.  In all the time I've been playing, I've only gotten
two cool-porygons... now I have only one... but I have a few decks that call
for four.  AND I HATE USING THE OTHER PORYGONS.

~**word omitted on legal advice** strait, Icey!!~

I also would like to mention, I read someone's ranting about little kids at
league and would like to point out that little kids are still people and
just not as learned as adult players.

~I put kids to sleepy and steal candy!~

What I do not like about kids is the parents they stand behind.  One of my
friends that frequents the league with me wears goth clothing and sports
blue streaks in his bleeched hair.  Parents assume he is evil.

~He eats vermin.~

**Name omitted on legal advice** offers kids "GOOD" trades and I myself have
been turned down from trading MY base charizard for a little kids base 2
charizard.

~Fire is scary.~

The kids dad said that he'd never seen a base 2 charizard until his son got
one... what the **word omitted on legal advice** was he thinking... one of
my friends wouldn't trade his cool porygon for anything but a base 2
charizard.  That's the only reason I wanted it!!... STUPID DAD!!!...

~Your dad likes sardines.~

AND HOW!  Thanks Vileplume.

~No problem, boss.~

Now could you go use some gas on James so I can sneak Jesse out?

~I live to give.~

YEY!

Austin B.
(22yo player and proud of it!)
icelandspar@hotmail.com