Hi everybody, I was playing pokemon the other day and thought of something,
fun cards!  These are the top 10 cards that are most fun to play with. I'm
going to be writing stuff like this every now and then. Well, here goes...

10.  Goop gas attack
This card isn't that fun, but, use it just for the name... Goop Gas attack is
a pretty funny name. when you draw it, say " I got gas!!!"

9. Blaine's quiz #1
I like to use this card when I have a copy of the pokemon I'm using already
in play just to see how stupid the opponent can be.  If he guesses wrong,
laugh at him for not noticing.  If you don't know the answer, say something
like "5 billion eight hundred ninety four thousand and thirty three
millimeters"  FUNNY!!!

8.  3, 4 , 5 way matches

This isn't a card, put playing in a 3 way or more is cool, because of mercy
and the trading off of attacks.

7.  Lt. surge's treaty
Picking up a prize is great, play 4 and you have 2 left, if they accept, of
course.  Try to win a game with a lt' surge's treaty, or better yet, make a
lt surge's treaty deck with 4 of them and 4 itemfinder and try to win like
that.

6: Digger
This card, in my opinion, is a really fun card, not so much for the effect,
but for the coin flipping. It feels great to knock out a pokemon with a
digger, and your opponent probably wont care since it's just soooooo funny.

5. Charity
Reducing you own damage may not be good, but it's definitely very funny. 
Attach it every turn and NEVER use it, cause it goes right back to your hand,
or use it with a charizard to reduce the damage to 10 damage on an almost
dead pokemon.  Its a very fun card.

4. Weedle
I had to do this for my friend, chris.  When the defending pokemon has 10 hp
left, bring out a weedle and kill it.  It makes chris very happy, but I
always kill the weedles.

3.  Trash exchange
I haven't done this yet, but try to fill up your discard pile until the point
you have 1 card left in your deck. Trash exchange, and you'll get to discard
maybe 30-40 cards and then have a different one left.  Hilarious!!!!

2.  Blaine's vulpix
Blaine's Vulpix rules!!!  I put 1 in my damage swap deck, and I call it the
"Ultimate Combo"  Move 1 damage counter to it and...presto!!! it's gone!!!!
Throw the damage counter off of it for best results.

and the numero uno, number 1, most fun card to play with is.....


DARK GOLBAT!!

1. Dark Golbat
50 hp, a pokemon power that does 10 to any and an attack that does 20 to any.
 Most people would say "oh, this card sucks.  I think I'll use it as a
napkin."  Ok, so it isn't good.  But It's very fun to play with.  If you have
3 zubats in play, evolve all three and do the 10 damage to the same pokemon,
then flitter and retreat when you're damaged to bring out another Dark
Golbat.  It's definitely the sucky cards that are the most fun to play with.

Honorable Mention: Omanyte

Omanyte is also a very fun card to play with, seeing your opponents hand is
pretty cool.

Now it's time for the top five boring, most retarded to play with cards:

5.  Wigglytuff
I don't like wigglytuff.  Beating down your opponent like that just isn't any
fun.  Why would you even think about using this card in casual play?

4.  Blastoise
I actually like Blastoise, but he's isn't fun AT ALL!!! Getting all that
energy ruins the purpose of the game.  Why would you want to???

3.  Rockets Sneak Attack
Gee, hold on a sec, let me get rid of that trainer you comp. searched for. 
This card just
makes me mad some times, but I'm not crazy.  i don't burn anything for fun. 
but there's absolutely nothing fun about this card.

2. ALL haymaker pokemon
Haymakers are good, don't prove me wrong, but if you find a fun haymaker,
tell me about it please.  They really stink when it comes to making diversity
in the game, and should probably be used only to splash into other decks. 
They are almost as bad as the number one most boring card, which is

1. Energy Removal/ Super Energy Removal
ARRRGHH I hate these cards.  I will not play a deck with them in it and I
will not use them.  If a play a deck with them in it, I always forfeit.  Why
you may ask?  Because they are stupid!!!  It's kinda like burning down a
house someone just finished building, it ruins everything.  "I'm going to
energy removal that DCE and super energy removal your two psychic
energy"(they might as well be saying 'I'm gay, and you can kick me as much as
you like') Energy Removals are a good means to make people hate you by.

Well, that's all, I'm probably going to be hated by all tournament players
because I dissed their cards, but I'm just sayin it like it is!

Dane M
Email me at JavaX500@aol.com
Email Hate mail to : JavaX500@aol.com
Oh, and by the way, I need a stupid nintendo power mewtwo!!!!!!