The Rocket's back with his usual 'Whassup?'

Today I'm going to look at the best cards ever...

Misty's Goldeen and Brock's Zubat!

Yeah right. Actually, I'm not going to be looking at any card today. I'm
going to tell all of you guys the (drum roll):

Top 10 ways to tell a collector from a player!!! Here it goes:

10. When asked about what they think of cards such as Wigglytuff,
Electabuzz, and Scyther, they say, "They don't appeal to me, but somebody
has to catch 'em!"

9. You talk about the STS with your friends and they assume that it's some
new standardized test the local schools are giving out this year.

8. At the local League, they simply answer "What game?" when asked if they'd
like to play.

7. Their favorite Pokemon is Charizard.

6. When you ask them what they think of Prop 15, they say, "Isn't there a
rule against harassment in this place?"

5. You talk about Wizards with some other players, and they come over and
say, "So you guys are into Harry Potter too?"

4. They're flipping through their cards and say, "You know, wouldn't it have
been great if they'd taken out cards like Bill and Professor Oak and added
in ones that are actually worth something?"

3. You constantly hear them mumbling, "Does HP stand for 'Highly Popular' or
'High- Priced'?"

2. They live on eBay.

1. You come into the League one morning and they run up to you and say
excitedly, "Did you hear? The 1st Edition Base-Set Charizard went up 30
cents last night!!!"

Be on the lookout! They're everywhere these days, and it will only get worse
when Challenge comes out. Players unite!

;) Catch ya later!

I'm now accepting deck fixes! Send your decks to:

The Rocket
eliterocket_tr@hotmail.com