Hello. My name is Chad and I saw the {really cool} article made by
caecilius@mac.com for the Pojo.
His article was about made-up Pokémon cards, and that got me thinking. So, the
result was “Made-up Pokémon cards II. But, unlike Chris, I only made 5 fake
cards. Anyway, here they are:

#5: Rhyking
{Evolves from Rhydon}

Type:
Fighting

Pokémon Power: Grand
Theft Attack Flip 8 coins. If 3 or less are heads, you may
choose on of the following: One of your Benched Pokémons’ Attacks, either one
of your opponents’ Benched Pokémons’
attacks, or
the Defending Pokémons’ attacks (if it has two). That attack can now be used
by
your active Pokémon for two turns. (This attack can be used even if your
Active
Pokemon is already Asleep, Confused, Paralyzed, or Poisoned)

Attack
#1: Gift Exchange: (2
Fighting Energies, 1 Colorless Energy). Remove all Damage Counters from
Rhyking, and attach them to the Defending Pokémon. If the Defending Pokémon is
Knocked out by the effects of this attack, Bummer.

HP: 90

Weakness: Grass
Energy

Resistance:
Lightning Energy -30

Retreat
Cost: 4 Energies

#4:
Zapteosaurus

Type:
Lightning

Basic
Pokémon

Only
Attack: “Mass Annihilation”: In order to use this attack,
Discard two Energy Cards from your hand. Flip a number of coins equal to the
number of Pokémon on your opponents’
Bench. Knock out as many Pokémon from
your Opponents’ Bench as you had heads. If you don’t understand what this card
is talking about, just K.O. two Pokémon
from your Opponent’s Bench.

HP: 70

Weakness: Fighting
Energy

Resistance:
None

Retreat
Cost: 2 Energies.

#3: Dark
Gyarados

Water

Evolves
from Magikarp

Attack #1:
Stinky Dragonbreath (30 Damage): Flip a coin, if heads, the
Defending Pokémon is now Poisoned (No
pun intended).

Attack #2:
Super Bubblebeam. 50 Damage.

HP: 100

Weakness: Grass Energy

Resistance:
Fighting -30

Retreat
Cost: 3 Energies

#2: Magikrap

Type: Water

Basic
Pokémon

Only
Attack: Whine. In order to use this attack, you must whine
until your opponent agrees that Magikrap is the most powerful Pokémon and your
opponent wishes he/she had Magikrap on his/her team.

Before your opponent says this, get a tape recorder ready, ‘cause
you’ll need proof of how stupid your opponent is for giving in.
                                                                          00
(No) Damage

HP: -40

Weakness:
Lightning

Resistance:
Nothing, Nodda, Zip, Zilch.

Retreat
Cost: None

#1:
Aerodactwo.

Type: Fighting

Energy Type
Used: Psychic

Basic
Pokémon

Attack #1:
Helping Hand. Remove all Damage Counters from all Fighting
Type Pokémon.

Once you have used this attack, Shake hands with your opponent, then
proceed on with the game.

Damage: None

Attack #2:
Mutual Fiendship Ender. If you used Helping Hand last turn,
Slap your opponent in the face. This attack can’t be used if your opponent is
a
girl.

Damage: Anything
below 70 Damage.

HP: 70

Weakness:
Psychic

Resistance:
Grass -30

Retreat Cost: Three Energies