Hi ya everyone! I am a great fan of Pojo, i visit pojo.com
everyday!!!!!! Anyway i am here to talk about the top 10 trainers from
Base.
But before i start, we need to choose who our celebrity guest star for
today.
First we must see which pokemon type to choose, so let's spin the wheel
of pokemon!
Spinnnnnnnnn, grass...fire....psyhic.......ground.........(it's
stopping).......and it's........Water!!!!!
Now to choose which water pokemon, so let's spin the wheel of water!!!!
Spinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
.......Blastoise.......MAgikarp.......LApras.........Squirtle......stopping..stopping....
and it is.....Wartotle!!!!
TJ: Hi wartotle!!!!
Wartotle: Hi Tj, what does tj stand for anyway.......The joker????
Audience: HHA HHHAAAAA
TJ: very funny! but i have to intruduce our second guest star.......She
saves pokemons....her cousins and sisters all look the
same.......She's......Nurse Joy from Pewter city!
Tj: Hi
Wartotle: Hi beautiful
Nurse Joy: Hi everyone!
TJ: nurse joy i like to ask you something..... how come you look like
all the nurses in the pokemon world?
Nurse Joy: I don't know!
Wartotle: probably there was only one Nurse Joy, but a space ship
abducted her and cloned her into many nurse Joys!
TJ: Dreamer!
Tj: well enough talking on to the top 10 trianers from Base!
Wartotle: we know you said it 3 times already
Tj:(picks up a huge piece of wood and slam it on wartole's head) SHUT
UP!!!!!!!!
Nurse Joy: (runs to wartotle) You meany!
TJ: sorreee
TJ: Can we continue now?
Wartotle: Fine as long as you do not hit me anymore!
Nusre Joy: i agree!
TJ: (stick tongue out at Wartotle) okay let's start with no.10!
Nurse Joy: may i speak?
TJ: Sure!
Nurse Joy: well i would say GAmbler............. act like a oak with
an extra card if heads and acts like a bill less one card if tails, well
if you gets heads then it would be better plus you do not have to
discard your hand to fraw 1 of 8 cards!
Tj: You are wonderful( give Nurse Joy a hug!) anyway let's go to no.9
Wartotle: well if there was a card TJ i would rate it last!
( i try to hit wartotle in the head but Nurse Joy trys to hold me back
and wartotle makes an ugly face at me)
Nurse Joy: Calm down!
TJ: Shut up wartotle! No.9 please!
Wartotle: no.9 surly goes to Lass!!!!!!
Audience: YAHHHHH!!!!!
Some Audience: BOOOOOO
Wartotle: well i think lass is a great card...... taking away the
opponents trainers is great(BYE BYE Pluspowers!) but what hurts is that
it takes away your trainers...
Audience: BOOOOOOO
Wartotle: the best time to use lass is when you have no trainers(except
for LAss), when your trainers are craps or when you are in an emergency!
Guess what Lass prevents you from decking too. Too bad you can't make
the opponent discard thier trainers!
TJ: Nice stuuff
Wartotle: Thank you!
Tj: well.. lets go to no.8 and i will decide this one
TJ: Drumroll.....no.8 goes
to.......I....T.....E.......M......F.....I.......N....D.....E....R
Audience: YEH!!!!!!
Tj: Itemfinder is a neat card. Good thing about item finder is you get
tainers back from the discard pile. You could have 8 pluspowers! Neat!
The only thing bad about item finder is the discarding! If i did not
have to discard stuff i would give this card no.5!
Wartotle: i disagree!!!!
TJ: Why you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse Joy: CALM DOWN NOW!!!!!
Tj: just go to no. 7 alright!
Tj : let's make no.7 no.6 no.5 and no.4 fun..... we will let the
audience guess! We will give'em clues!
Audience: YEH!!!!!!! YEH!!!!!!
Nurse Joy:i would like to do no.7! Chansey bring the picture please
Chansey: (holding a picture of what looks like bubbles coming out)
CHANSEY!!! CHAN!!!!
Audience: maybe its gow! NOO NOO it's com. search! NOO its OAk!
Brock: (shouts out) I KNOW ITS ENERGY REMOVAL!\
Nurse Joy: Your right!!!!! energy removal is sweet!!! slow down your
opponent and make'em mad!!!!
TJ: great i will do no.6 here is a picture: a picture of more bubbles
but they are in different colours!
Brock: that's easy its super energy removal!
TJ: right! better then ER hurts your opponent bad! destroy all wiggly's
energy( if it has an energy and a DCE) I think this is a great card!!!!
Wartotle : my turn to do no.5!!!! Squirtle slaves bring the piscture
please!
TJ: you have squirtle slaves?
Wartotle:Yeh! lots of them!
(a group of squirtle holds a picture which appears to be a guy)
Audience: hhmmmm....is it Proffesser OAk! Could be The imposter Oak!
MAybe its team rocket!
LAss: i know ! i know!! its my boyfriend Bill!
Bill: i am not your boyfriend!!!
LAss : yes you are come here!
(Lass chases bill out of the studio!)
Nurse Joy:i will do no.4! here : a picture of another person this time
older!
Audience: HMMMMM
Ash: Uncle OAk?
Nurse Joy: right!!!!!!!
Nurse Joy: get rid of a crappy hand and get a fresh new one! Great huh?
Tj: Now wwe are entering top 3!!!!!!!
Wartotle: Oh Oh me me i want to do no.3!!!!!
Wartotle: and no.3 goes to...(drumroll)..... COM.SEARCH!!!!
Audience:YEH!!!!!!!!!
Wartotle: search for any card you want!!! no coin flips!!!! Great card
or what but the discarding hurts abit but who cares!!!!
TJ: great evaluation!
Nurse Joy: and i will do no.2!
TJ: Go on!
Nurse Joy: no.2 definatly goes to GUst of wind!
Nurse Joy: this card is great get out a weaken bench pokemon and gow it
out and kill it!
If you have one prize and the opponent has two and you have a arcanine
as active and the opponent has a chansey with no damage counters. You
have one card left and you just drawed it and next turn you are dead!
You notice that there is a syther on the bench. You gust it out and do
flamethrower for 100!!! Great card works well with pokeflute too!!!!!
TJ: good thinking! but now we reach the no.1 trainer from base. and i
will do this one!
TJ: and no.1 trainer from base goes
to.....(drumroll)........................Pluspower!!!!!!!!
Audience: YEH! YYYYEEEEHHHHHHH!
TJ:I love this card man! add damge is great!!!!! no need to explain!!!!!
TJ: well we come to the end of our show! this is TJ, goodnight!
Wartotle: SEE YA EVERYONE
Nurse Joy: see ya!
TJ: watch out for the next best Common from team rocket!!!!
TEoh
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