Like pretty much everyone else here that might be reading this (Im sure at
the best about 3 people read this) I am a PokéFreak, and I could come here to
rag only on Nosey Parents, Bulleys, Little Kids, or even WotC, but i have an
even bigger score to settle, the TCG League, 60% of the trainers there, and
idiots who try to give me bad trades, and wont stop trying to trade, and a
little but about the above

As usually I spend my Saturday afternoon at a bookstore at the TCG league.
As usual, most kids were about 3-5 years younger than me, a few adults, and
about 3 kids my age. First battle of the day, kid called his deck "Blaze" so
i played my Water/Grass deck, Eeep, shouldnt you know how to play before you
actually try to play, almost everyone at the league thought DCE counts as two
Basic Energies I.E.,I start out with Horsea he starts out with base magmar
Flips He calls tails, its tails he goes first. On his first turn He plays a
DCE on Magmar and says he can use fire punch, I tried to show him that DCE
counts as 2 Colorless not Fire energies but hes way too dense too listen. I
chave had someone from wizards, drive down to the bookstore and yell it
through a bullhorn into his ears, but of course, he wouldnt pay attention, I
won, but barely, he also had way over 4 dce's in his f***ing deck, god this
kid was pretty stupid. No its onto the "Gym Leaders" grrrrr, i think my dad
knows more about pokemon than they do, I mean come on, shouldnt somone who at
least knows the rules be the gym leader, now onto the mental's, kid ask to
trade a Japanese TR Oddish for my Holo-Victreebell, I gladly refuse, he then
sends his brother out there, he asks to trade his TR Oddish for my
Victreebell, i felt like slicing him up with his little oddish, but I thought
twice, and figured manslaughter or even murder 1 was a bit to mean so I
thought about assault, but anyway now on to the smaller subjects, GOD I HATE
NOSEY PARENTS, they wont let you trade anything with their kids, we handed
our books to each other to trade parent comes along and gives me an evil look
like I was gonna steal something, i wanted to slpar her since she wasnt that
much older than me but luckilly i didn't. Now on to Bulley's, the evil scum
that reaks in my toilet, and on the tiles in my bathtub, are these people too
poor too afford their own cards.  I'll just skip on to little kids, UGH, how
could they be more annoying, I mean come on, to play it says for ages 10+ to
play. And now to WotC, come on people, shouldnt you be a little less partial
to the collectors and make it so you pay attention to the players and
collectors evenly, well now that the caffeine has worn of i guess im through
ranting

Email me at Manknd86@aol.com and send all flames to You_Are_Stupid@nolife.com