Note: Scott,
I used a lot of bold. Hope that's okay and doesn't decrease
the odds of this being posted.
(You see a city at night.
The only light is that of streetlamps. Three figures walk out of an alley. One
is human, one isn't, and one couldn't be disguised as human if you gave it
plastic surgury)
Mewtwo: I think they were referring to you on the last one
there, Whether Man.
Whether Man: Oh be quiet! Whether Man here, whereever here
is, reporting live at... umm.... here, with Mewtwo and Eaamudo to talk about
the new Eaamudo card from Neo and the new type: Steel. And luckily, the world
has people like Edo do share their knowledge of Japanese via their sites. Any
one who hasn't gone to Edo's site should, it's awesome.
Eaamudo: 'Sup.
Mewtwo: Do we have to bring in new characters everytime we
talk about a card?
Whether Man: What's wrong with that? The main reason people
e-mailed me and complimented me is because of you. Besides, Eaamudo's cool.
Mewtwo: We'll see about that.
Whether Man: Okay, Eaamudo. Let's look at the card.
Mewtwo: Is it me, or do you always say that?
Whether Man: Do that card trick.
Mewtwo: No
Eaamudo & Whether Man: DO THE CARD TRICK!
Mewtwo: Alright!
Eaamudo HP: 60
C: Key Claw
20
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing.
SCC: Steel Wing
30
Flip a coin. If heads, damage from your opponent's attacks
next turn are reduced by 20. (After applying weakness and resistance.)
Weakness: Fire Resistance: Grass
Retreat:2
Whether Man: Ohh... Resistance
to grass. I like it. One colorless energy attack. Damage reducing attack and
energy. I like it.
Mewtwo: Pretty good. I'd say
he's a good representative of steel. Oh, steel energy, we forgot that. And...
Card trick?
Whether Man: Card trick.
Steel Energy
Nonbasic Energy
Provides 1 steel energy. If your opponent attacks this pokemon when this
card is attached, that damage is reduced by 10. If this pokemon
is not of steel
type, this pokemon's attacks are reduced by 10 damage. (After
applying
weakness and resistance for both.)
Whether Man: Do you realize how hard ths card is to friggin'
damage? Steel energy without a drawback? Steel Wing? That's 30 damage
prevented!
Mewtwo: Wow, you can add. Yeah, I'd say this card's good.
Fire weakness hurts it, but the fact that it brings an end to Scyther, Muk,
Venusaur, and the like makes it pretty useful to have. Plus the Steel energy,
the more damage prevented.
Whether Man: Oh, and let's not forget the evolution of Onix.
Bring him out.
Haganeeru HP 110
CC:
Tackle 20
SCC: Crash
30+
Flip coin. If heads, this atack does 20 more damage.
Weakness: fire Resistance: Grass Retreat:
4
Whether Man: Eaamudo.
Definitly Eaamudo. Stage 1? 4 retreat cost? No, Eaamudo is much better.
Mewtwo: I second that.
Eaamudo: Yeah, that guy's
a poser. Well, that wraps it up for steel.
Whether Man: Time to go.
Mewtwo: Let's just not do any
more Matrix openings.
(Suddenly, a vortex appears and the three disappear into the
void.)
-The Whether Man