<<SATOSHI appears in the world as we know it, but known only to a select few
by its real name, The Matrix>>

SATOSHI: Well, here I am. Today, I'm here to talk about a very stange
strategy for stall decks that can be used to end the game with a bang...this
strategy is known as The Chansey Bomb.
<<holds out hand, chansey card appears>>
SATOSHI: Chansey. The universal wall. A must for all stall decks. But, that
second attack really doesn't serve much of a purpose, does it? Well, it does
in the Chansey Bomb strategy. Here it is.
<<a table appears, with a pokemon card game already in progress, yet there
are no players, only cards>>
SATOSHI: It is late in the game. Thanks to your alakazam and chansey, you
only need one more prize. Yet...the game lacks excitement. This is where the
Chansey Bomb comes in. Imangine, if you will, that your opponent has an
active with remaining health that is less than or equal to 80. This is where
you bring your fully charged chansey in.
<<SATOSHI uses psychic powers to move the basic pokemon for one of the decks
back to the bench, and moves chansey up to active status>>
SATOSHI: Now, load all of your remaining damage onto chansey, being careful
not to exceed 110 hit points.
<<all the damage counters float onto chansey>>
SATOSHI: And now, double edge. You claim your last prize, and chansey has
gone out with a bang. That, my friends, is the Chansey Bomb Technique. Until
next time....
<<SATOSHI puts a phone up to his ear, and vansihes>>