Justin: Welcome to "The Justin Searles Show!" Today is part 2 of our series,
"Archetypes, and how to Destroy Them."
(audience claps. camera focuses on Mewtwo, Nyuura and Justin sitting around a
round table.)
Justin: Hope you like the talk show motif. Now, first of all-
(Mewtwo uses Psychic to toss a chair at Justin, but it misses.)
Justin: WHY did you do that?
Mewtwo: This is a talk show, right?
Justin: NOT "Jerry Springer!"
Mewtwo: Oh.
Justin: Today, we'll be talking about Venucenter, or Energy Trans, decks.
These always rely on Grass Pokemon and Energy Trans. We must focus on these
elements. However, I focus more on the Grass-type than the Energy Trans.
First of all, there's the Steel-type Pokemon from the Neo set, EAMUDO! He has
a Grass resistance, and his second attack can reduce damage with the right
coin flip! Not only that, but Steel Energy reduces all damage done to you by
10! You can completely resist Solarbeam with this Pokemon! MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Mewtwo: Done?
Justin: Yep!
Nyuura: Now for the Fire Pokemon. Magmar, the Haymaker Fire-master; Rapidash,
with Agility; and Arcanine, the all-around King of Fire (Charizard ain't fit
to scrub the Rapidash stables=).
Justin: Not to mentoin Trainers! There's Goop Gas Attack, which destroys
Energy Trans (the Pokemon Power, of course); Nightly Garbage Run, to keep you
going in the game; S.E.R., becuase non-transferable Energy is good Energy;
Item Finder, to get good Trainers back; and Bill, to get you the Pokemon and
Trainers you want quickly.
Mewtwo: So here it is: VENUSTOMPER v. 1.0!

3 Magmar (Fossil)
4 Ponyta (TR)
3 Rapidash
4 Growlithe
3 Arcanine
3 Eamudo

3 Goop Gas Attack
3 N.G.R.
3 S.E.R.
3 Item Finder
4 Bill

20 Fire Energy
4 Steel Energy

Justin: Any suggestions, death threats,. marriage proposals, and orders for
Mail Order Mewtwos can be sent to JRSWizard@aol.com.