I used to think, when reading your deck reports, that you were at least a decent
player, but after reading your "End of Wigglytuff" article and your
"top 10 cards not to put in a psychic deck article" I have lost that
notion. Here are some things wrong with it.
First of all, you mention how Dark Golduck is a solution to wigglytuff with its
"decent HP". I mean really, those big beefy 60 hit points will
stand up really well against a Wigglytuff .(Note the Heavy
Sarcasm)
Second, you mention the, quote, "weak and useless pokemon that just sit on
the bench and do nothing." Well, if you consider Scyther and Hitmonchan
(along with the other BBP's) weak and useless than you must have some serious
problems.
Third, you state that players often forget to charge up their benched pokemon.
You have probably never played a GOOD player of Wigglytuff, as most, (myself
included) are wary of our benched poke's and never, if possible, leave them
energyless.
Fourth, once again, you mention how a 60 Hp Pokemon (Dark Arbok) works
well against Wiggly. While Dark Arbok is good, he's still a One-Hit KO for a
wigglytuff.
Fifth, you also mention how, with ERs and SERs, and some time, you could KO the
wiggly with Arbok. Once again, GOOD wiggly players are ready for Energy Removal,
with Lasses and Rocket Sneak Attacks on hand. Also, note how a Wiggly deck uses
SPEED, therefore time is not a luxury you'll often have against Wiggly.
Sixth, you state that there is nothing but a bunch of useless trainers in
Wigglytuff decks, further backing my proof that you are an idiot. If you
consider Bill, Oak, Comp. Search, and the like useless, I honestly don't know
how you win.
Finally, you are a total hypocrite, bashing Wigglytuff when you yourself play an
archetype.
Next time, before you write, try playing some good users
of the deck you are bashing, and see how easily you lose.
P.S. I may sound a bit of a braggart but I consider myself fairly good with
Wigglytuff decks. Oh yeah, I don't mean to bash any of you who aren't good with
wiggly, sorry if I did.
Sean Norris signing off.
(Undoubted) hatemail, comments or questions to:
snorris@snip.net