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POKEMON AREONAUTICS SPACE ADMINISTATION ( PASA )

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<the pokemon space station sits on a large repair platform; uniformed men
and women rush about, making repairs to it>

SATOSHI: Hey, everyone. I know I just wrote in a few hours ago, but I forgot
to mention a few things. (don't you just hate when that happens?)

1-"Broken" Cards
Puh-lease. The definition of so-called "broken" cards is as follows;
<takes out pokemon dictonary> "...cards that do exceedingly well on the
tournament scene." and the definition of people that call them broken cards
is <turns a few pages> "...players that cannot counter these cards and
therefore must find something wrong with them in order to feel better."
Promo Mewtwo. Good card. Nice late-game Poke. (energy absorbtion
REALLY helps) but, to people who cannot counter him, he is "broken." I even
heard that someone thought that the only reason theywere made was for WotC
to make more money. Yeah, and I'm an orange Pikachu. If they wanted to make
more money, they could have had us mail in the ticket stub and a reciept
from a booster pack or something to get the card.  Everyone repeat after me;

The term "Broken Card" is loosely translated to "I can't counter
this card, so I'll find something wrong with it to save my pride."

2- Violence on the Tournament Scene
In the January 2000 Killer Deck Reports, in the deck "psychic
absorbtion," the author, Koolest, describes how he physically hurt his
opponent after the opponent won. What a little BRAT!!! How old are you,
Koolest? Two? Three? *gasp* maybe even four?! Come on. We do not have to
resort to violence just because we lose, little boy. By the way, you should
change your e-mail adress. I don't think Koolest suits you anymore. ( did it
ever? ) No. I think LOSER is a much better screen name for him, don't you,
everyone?

3- POKE-HATERS( *grrrr...* )
To anyone who thinks the Pokemon Card Game is promoting satanism, go
look at some of the cards from Magic: The Gathering. Or do you think you're
getting apoint across by burning Pokemon mrechandise? Oh, you're getting a
point across. By burning Pokemon merchandise, you're telling everyone you
are MUCH more evil than "the unholy pokemon."
Yeesh. Get a life
and stop ruining an honest hobby!

SATOSHI: Well, that's- <technician runs up and whispers into SATOSHI's ear>
What? Oh yes, please! <technician nods and runs off> Heheh, he says they're
gonna install an All Japanese Deck Detector and a Deck Blaster 2000 on the
Pokemon Space Station! Wahoo! Watch out, all japanese decks, SATOSHI's
comin' to town! That's all for now! Bye!


-SATOSHI

paulheid@temecula.com

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