hey pojo! Sup? alright It's been awhile so i figured
i'd e-mail yall something pretty cool.
go to a tourney and play like you would but LOOK at
your opponennts....how many colorless decks do you
see?
either few or none. WHY? cause everyone SAYS
"colorless decks suck!" or "colorless decks cost too
much" or the really stupid ones say "colorless decks
suck and cost too much"
these, my friends, are people with NARROW MINDS!
The true colorless deck is a defensive deck.
Don't believe me? I'll prove it.

1. The Pokémon
Chansey, Colorless' biggest load of fat...err...hp
tops the charts at 120! But does he have any good
OFFENSIVE attacks?! No! He sucks in that area! That's
why i consider any "Haymaker" (using that term
LOOSELY) using Chansey IMO SUCKS!!!! Doing damage to
yourself is NOT the point of Haymaker... sure he's
great when about to die but that's it! In a colorless
deck, when you open with Chansey, you scrunch your
brains out. The little damage he takes is just there.
Forget taking it away. Let him DIE. When he's about
dead, you double-edge for the kill. But if it's a
pokemon with more than 80 hp, double edge when you got
90 or more hp. That's Chansey's TRUE purpose.
Kangaskhan is a KEY FACTOR in the colorless deck.
Fetch is the greatest move ever! (Well on of em...) 90
HP, the ability to draw cards. but the 3 retreat cost
is the con. A serious problem countered by who?
DODRIO!
Now Drio isn't a necessity in a colorless deck, but
you might wanna have him. espescally becasue of that
resistance to fighting, just like Pidgeot. Pidgeot
should be the HEART of a good colorless deck, because
Pidgeot is a stall card, and a colorless deck is a
stall deck. Blastoise? Wrong... If you got a breeded
Blastoise out there....HURRICANE! He might not be able
to get a Blastoise if he's one of those dips that rely
on breeders. Raindance suffers when faced by a
colorless stall. Yuo can even go offensive! How?
Wigglytuff! Do the wave baby with a full bench! A
WORKING Colorless Stall should have AT LEAST 2 Wigglys
and 3 Jigglys. Dragonair is like Dodrio, a good
addition by not needed. Hyper Beam is costly but one
of the best attacks. And the 2 last fighting resistant
cards arrrre.....FARFETCH`D and Scyther...yes there
was a reason for Farfetch`d being capitalized and
scyther not. The Duck is as good, if not better, than
the bug. 1st turn 50% chance of 30 damage. let's see
scyther do THAT. And any colorless deck that wants a
CHANCE of winning MUST have at least 1 Ditto. Face
it...he's good. Now the only real problem with this
deck is energy costs. Yes it costs a bit of energy to
use the attacks, but i'll talk aobut that later on...
Haymaker? No problem! Send out the farfetch`d,
pidgeot, or even scyther to handle the hitmos, and
buzz giving you probs? WIGGLYTUFF! BAM! he's gone.
Jynx a prob? Wiggly. Chansey? Pidgeot, THEN Wiggly
Stall decks put out the most frustration. But that's
what a Dragonair is for. Hyper beam EVERYTHING to
oblivion then overload the deck with damage via
Wigglytuff. That is simple enough huh?

2. The Energy
The one Drawback to the deck is this. But it's handled
easily but a good player....PUT THE ENERGY IN
FIRST!!!!
A DECENT colorless deck has AT LEAST 24 energy. That
could be 4 of every type. Then add Retrievals and
you're set!

3. The Trainers
Ok...this is where it gets weird....
You should have 1, count em 1, and for the people with
short attention spans...*fires a gun into the air*
HEY! 1!!!! Imposter Oak. Why? He can do both bad and
good. So only put 1 in. And NEVER Imposter unless they
have 2 or LESS cards in their hand. Breeder count
should be 1. RELY ON PIDGEOTTOS! It's one turn more
and you get Mirror Move for a while just in case.
"Computer Search? Aint Nothing Wrong With That!"___My
Friend making fun of Chris Rock
1,2,3,4...it doesn't matter. Comp Search is a GREAT
card. Nothing could help the deck more than a comp
search. Add AT LEAST 1 oak and 2 bills. Bottom line.
Item finder. MAYBE. It's drawbacks make it a maybe.
Retrievals, for the lack of energy, should be at 2 or
more. 2 Energy Removals, and 1 Super. That's it for
energy denial. 2 scoop ups, 2 Fujis. That's there to
replace the CRAPPY potion family.

4. The Cost of The Cards
CHEAP! The most expensive card is CHANSEY! The rest
are mostly uncommons! It's Easy to Make and easy to
play as long as you have half a mind!

So that's it! Colorless decks don't suck WHEN PLAYED
RIGHT! So just follow my advice and MAKE ONE AND TRY
IT! You'll  be amazed after your 1st win.

Any E-mail, including petty, futile NArrow-minded
arguments may be sent here:
Growlithe_on_Acid@Yahoo.com

This is Nick Vital and my 2 cents.
Here's 2 pennies for yer thoughts!
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