12-28-99
9:49:15
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN NEVADA


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SATOSHI: Well, I'm back. And this time, I'll talk 'bout poor man pokemon.
Let's turn thing's over to Hitocage, our expert on the pokemon TCG.

HITOCAGE: Some good examples of poor man's pokemon are:

Farfetch'd-mini Scyther, you all loved him before jungle came out.
Dewgong-Gyarados apprentice.
Mankey-replaces Lass, that is, if anyone ever used Lass.
Recycle-Itemfinder's little brother.
Pokeball-boots out Trader and other poke-finders.
Lickitung-reletively high hit points, could take the place of Chansey if one
is not advailable.
Slobro-could be considered a mini Alakazam because of strange behavior.

That's it for now! Back to SATOSHI!

SATOSHI: Thanks, HITOCAGE. Now, I guess we'll sign-

WARNING!! ALL JAPANESE CARD DECK DETECTED IN
DECEMBER TCG STATEGIES!!!

SATOSHI:<alarm blaring in background> OH NO!! <turns off alarm> Deck-O-Matic
2000! Scan for the source of this disturbance!


DECK-O-MATIC SCANNER ONLINE

SCANNING....

DISTURBANCE FOUND.

DECK NAME:

DEADLY POLLEN

SATOSHI: Man, I don't understand people! They risk getting disqualified from
tournaments just to use cards nobody can counter! They suck the fun out of
the Pokemon TCG!! Can't they wait until they come out in english?! Yeesh...!

HITOCAGE: Ready to launch Air-To-Deck Missiles!

SATOSHI: Okay. I'm just sorry it has to come to this....

DECK-O-MATIC
TARGETING GRID ONLINE

INPUT TARGET NAME: DEADLY POLLEN

TARGETING....

TARGET FOUND. COORDINATES - 20*N BY 35*W

MISSILE LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED. AWAITING COMMAND....

SATOSHI: <reaching for 'missile launch' button on his console> Well folks,
that about wraps it up for today. Until next time....<hits button>


<muffled explosion in background>

DECK-O-MATIC
TARGETING GRID ONLINE

TARGET: DEADLY POLLEN
STATUS: TARGET ELIMINATED.

SATOSHI:<grinning at computer screen> Later!


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