ok this is my first bash

ok this is my first bash, I read this article and thought, "Wow I really hope this kid was kidding about being the master of pokemon in his town" ok first your top 10 worst, pretty accurate, except for LAPRAS!!??? Come on, THINK, were you drunk when you wrote this, IMHO lapras is by far in the top ten, maybe even top 5, PATHETIC?? HA this thing has 80 HP, I bet magikarp has more than that. 10 for one, 20 for 2 and 30 for 3 attack, isnt bad, confuse ray is helpful (not as powerful as mighty flail though) oh and machamp is soo bad, hmm you praised gyarados's 100 HP, oh and machamp has a good basic and stage 1, strikes back is awsome, just like plus power, ten damage can be crucial, 60 for 4 is bad, but 50 for 3 is INCREDIBLE??? plus strikes back makes it seventy damage, (oh and his basics can attack and survive too) Ok now the top ten ummm wow umm are you sure you didnt mix up the best and the worst, Oh man Gyarados is the best with his whooping 100 HP (you dissed charizard though)oh and he's SOOO good with rocket magicarp, hmm I wonder how it can stay alive to get 3 energies on it, Gyarados's attacks are OK but waay too expensive, this card doesnt even belong close to the top 10, HAHA what a haymaker I wonder if you know what a haymaker is... a BASIC, CHEAP attacks, and over 70 HP, he sure fits alot of those characteristics your #2 card, fossil haunter, i must agree he's good, but #2!! i wonder why buzz, scyther,fossil mag, and wiggly were not included in this, i agree on blastoise, your #4... OH MAN this one made me laugh for hours rocket oddish, sure can support a deck with 50 HP and all the fossil magmars out there, man this thing deserves nowhere even close to the top 10, top 20, or even top 50, its not a bad card, but doesnt deserve to be anywhere close to above buzz scyther and chan (and others) #5 hitmonchan, not a bad choice, but i think it deserve to be at least higher than rocket oddish LOL im still laughing at that #6 chansey no comments here #7 Machop, Oh man this is also quite funny, something tells me you have never played in a real tournament, or maybe even played at all, machop gets praised for a whoopin 50 HP and 20 for 1, hmm lapras is #5 on the worst...??hahaha ok now to #8 base koffing, its a great card, but doesnt deserve to be anywhere near the top ten, (maybe he didnt include any good cards in this top ten because it seems he only plays water grass and fighting... am i wrong?? i dont see any other color pokemon on this thing 'cept haunter #9 nidoking, nidoking, a card that looks great on paper but isnt all it looks to be, the attacks are great but he takes a while to charge but 80 HP for a stage 2 wont keep him lasting long, #10 Vileplume let me see... THIS CARD SUCKS, oh no wait its really good because it can kill any pokemon, hmm why wasnt geodude #1??? well that ends this pretty much ends this, and I really do hope you were joking when you wrote this, oh i included a nice top ten for you to look at and maybe you should play the game before blabbing out cards are the best and worst, here is MY top 10 list, everyone may have different opinions then me, but these are my opinions, and feel free to bash them

#1 Sleep Sleep! (oh man this is just bad, oh its good with base haunter, umm why would you use that card anyway?)

#2 Geodude (oh man this is easily almost as bad as sleep sleep! the average for 2 energy is 30, hmm he has to flip 3 heads for that)(its good if you cheat but cheating is for losers)

#3 Base gastly (no comment)

#4magikarp(base) (if anyone needs an explanation for this... WOW)

#5 devolution spray (some use, but just not very good)

#6 revive (wow this is just bad)

#7 Meowth (rocket) (oh man horrible 2 energy for a chance at 20 woohoo)

#8 porygon (base) (has barely any use, if you want double damage attack twice, and with rocket porygon, this guy is left in the shoebox)

#9 recycle (hate those flips)

#10 here comes team rocket (what a waste of space, good with mankey and ratatta though, wastes of space)

#1 scyther (man this is AWSOME, 70 HP free retreat fighting resistance, can be used in all decks and all powerful in grass decks)

#2 electabuzz (no explanation needed)

#3 blastoise (raindance... this card is GREAT)

#4 magmar (fossil) (very good and speedy, especially goos since it gives fire the cheap hitter while you build up big Poke's on the bench)

#5 wigglytuff (turn two 60 possibly, nice card)

# 6 hitmonchan (would be rated higher but is highly resisted)

#7 lapras (high HP and nice attacks, finally gives raindance it's mime killer)

#8 moltres (this card is just great wildfire gives stalls incredible speed)

#9 dark plume (stops trainers... COOL decent attack... SWEET Low HP... DAMN)

#10Arcanine (Base) (many would disagree with me on this choice and think i only like it because its a powerhouse... Wrong this card is incredible when used strategically, My real life deck revolves around him plus 100 HP keeps him going, and double colorless works wonders.)

wow this was a long article I hope my list helped some people, and that I fixed the large mistakes in that articleand i dont get bundles and bundles of hate mail for this, call me mean, but Im just clerifying a pretty damn bad article, please take no offense to this article It Is all In My Humble Opinion Thank you for reading this far (i bet noone will) anyway, questions? comments? praises? hate mail? or feel like mailing me for some unknown reason send it all here JayJayMors@LimpBizkit.com Stop the penguins!!!!!!!!!!!! - MorseMan