Hi everyone. This is the
Whether Man with your daily Whether Report! Today on our Whether Report, the
Baby pokemon of NEO. Cute, but don't be fooled. These babies are tough, and
they have a mean streak for anyone with a Pokemon Power. Not only that, but
all baby pokemon have NO weakness, NO resistance, NO retreat cost, and a baby
power. Yes, a baby power. Take a look:
Translations by Edo:
Baby Power
Whenever your opponent
attacks this pokemon when this pokemon is you active pokemon, your opponent
flips a coin. If tails, that attack does nothing.
Pretty cool, huh? Plus, baby
pokemon are like basics, only they can evolve into their mature forms.
Interesting. Let's take a look at the first baby, Promo Pii
(Evolves into Clefairy) Pii
HP: 30 (Colorless pokemon)
C: Pippi
Draw two cards.
Not bad at all. Could use
some work, but think of the fact that you can Breeder it into Clefable and
surprise your opponent! Cool! Next up, Bubii.
(Evolves into Magmar) Bubii
HP:30 (Fire pokemon)
C: Mokumoku 10
All pokemon powers have no effect until
your next turn.
Pretty good! Not bad for a
baby!
(A Bubii
and a Pii run by Whether Man and ambush Eaamudo)
Eaamudo: What the...
Aaaahhh!
Whether Man: How cute.
They want to play with you Eaamudo! Isn't that cute? Well let's take a look at
our next baby pokemon, Elekid.
(Evolves into Electabuzz) Elekid
HP: 30 (Lightning pokemon)
Pokemon Power: Naughty Punch
At any time during your turn, you may flip a coin. If you
choose to do so, your turn is over. If heads, deal 20
damage to the defending pokemon. (Don't apply
weakness or resistance) If this pokemon is affected
by any status effect, this power can't be used.
Cool! This may find its way into Haymakers. The
ability to attack with no energy is awesome!
(An Elekid starts pouncing on Eaamudo with the others)
Eaamudo: Whether Man, get these guys off me now!!!!!!
Whether Man: Quiet down Eaamudo! The babies are
sleeping! Oh look, one woke up! It's Pichu, the baby Pikachu! Okay, go play
with your friends while I talk, okay?
(Pichu runs at Eaamudo)
(Evolves into Pikachu) Pichu
HP: 30 (Lightning Pokemon)
C: Sparks
Deal 20 damage to each pokemon with a pokemon
power. (Including yours.) (Don't apply weakness and
resistance.)
WOW! This card's pretty good. He has a reserved place in my lightning deck!
Eaamudo: Whether Man, I'm serious!
Get these babies off!
Whether Man: Shhh! You might wake
up... Oh look Eaamudo! It's awake, and it's walking down the stairs!
(Whether Man picks up the baby)
Whether Man: Look everyone, it's
Pii. My favorite baby pokemon! Say hi to the camera!
(Pii waves)
Isn't that the cutest? This Pii is different. It comes
with the Neo EXPANSION, and is awesome! Take a look!
(Evolves into Clefairy)
Pii HP:30
(Colorless Pokemon)
C: Pipipi
Shuffle your hand into your deck, then draw 7 cards.
Awesome! This card's the greatest! A living Oak with no drawback! I see this
card in every deck when NEO comes out! Awesome! And what? You're hungry? Okay,
let's get some food everybody!
(All
baby pokemon run to the kitchen with the Whether Man. The camera shifts to
Eaamudo, who's completely busted.)
Eaamudo: (Groans) We're
signing off...
-The Whether Man