> To: > Subject: The Top 10 WORST cards that are considered good -JoePikachu > > THE TOP 10 WORST CARDS THAT ARE CONSIDERED "GOOD" > 10. Lass > 9. Clefairy Doll > 8. Nidoqueen (Boyfriends attack) > 7. Staryu, Starmie > 6. Geodude (Fossil Series Japan) > 5. Chansey > 4. Clefairy > 3. Mr. Mime > 2. Zapdos > 1. Charizard > > 10. Lass- Okay, I've never actually heard anyone say it's good, but people > have a tendency to value this card a lot. Unless, this is your last trainer > card, nothing's raelly to your advantage. This is like a Devolution Spray, > except people are begging to trade it. > > 9. Clefairy Doll- I have FOUR Clefairy Dolls and I keep getting them. Despite > what people say, they are NOT good stallers! 10 HP doesn't seem to go a long > way. The only up point about them is that they don't count as a KO when they > are killed. > > 8. Nidoqueen- I'm not really trying to get on Nidoqueen (she's an pretty good > Pokémon), but I hear people hyping about her Boyfriends attack and how for "1 > grass and one colorless she can do 120 HP of damage"! What kind of losers > think that?! for starters, you're only allowed to have four of each kind of > card, so the maximum is 100 HP. Yeah, that's still real great...oh you forgot > a detail...you need to be completely lucky enough to have FOUR Nidokings on > your bench!!! I don't even know anyone who has more then one freakin' > Nidoking. So bottom line is, you need to find FOUR Nidokings (Not to mention > Nidoran M and Nidorino), then be lucky enough to have them ALL on your bench > at once, and have out Nidoqueen before this attack lives up to it's full > potential. Good luck! > > 7. Staryu, Starmie- They take up space for water decks! You're better of > using the room for colorless Pokémon. Neither of them have lots of HP, and > the most each attack can do is 20 damage. I've got one word for these Pokémon > cards: Losers. > > 6. Geodude (Japanese Fossil Series)- This guy has become the latest craze > where I am because of his "awesome" Repeated Rock Throw. A lot of times, this > doesn't even do lots of damage. The MOST I've seen it do is 30 HP of damage, > and that's luck. Yeah, it can knock out any Pokémon in the game, but to knock > out most of the best ones you have to flip heads 10 times in a row, and to > knock out a Chansey or Charizard, you need to flip heads 12 times in a row, > without tails. The average Geodude does is either 0 or 10....isn't he great > now? > > 5. Chansey- Okay, don't get me wrong, I use Chansey in my deck myself, but > this Chansey fever everywhere is getting WAY out of hand. Chansey's main > function in my deck is to stall. I attach a double colorless energy and stall > away using scrunch. then I use it to find cards I need and power up a > Blastoise or something. I now heard that Chansey is the best card from > someone, because he is basic has 120 HP, and can do 80 HP of damage. He's > "Perfect". Hello? He's not a good attacker because he deals 80 damge to > himself. He can survive for two attacks, if you're lucky. I'd say to keep > Chansey as a staller not an attacker. > > 4. Clefairy- Metromone is possibly the ultimate attack attack in the > game....depending what Pokémon you're against! Okay, Clefairy would be a real > great Pokémon if only it had more then 40 HP, so odds are if you're against a > Pokémon with a real kick butt attack, he would be dead before he got to use > it. > > 3. Mr. Mime- Yes "Mr. Invincible". Oh brother! This is pathetic. There are > LOTS of Pokémon that have 20 attack or below. Even if you're against a > Pokémon that doesn't, if you read the fine print, it says it doesn't work if > Mr. Mime is paralyzed, asleep, or confused. Then you're against a Pokémon > with 40 dreaded HP. Even if Mr. Mime's poisoned there's practically no hope > for him unless you retreat him. In other words, Mr. Mime isn't "Mr. > Invincible". > > 2. Zapdos- His Thunderbolt attack is okay, but if you're not careful, he can > die quickly. People praise him as the king of all electric Pokémon, but I > think you're better off with a Raichu. Thunder is possibly the most decieving > attack in the game. Discard ALL cards attahced (even more then the extra 4 > lighting energies on him), You can't even stack up 8 cards on him, then do > Thunder twice, because you have to discard EVERYTHING attached to him. The > only reason he;s not #1 is because half the people realize this. > > 1. Charizard- Anyone that thinks Charizard is a good card has obviously never > been in a real tournament. I've been up against a Charizard 3 times before, > and two out of three times the Charizard didn't even do 10 damage to me! One > time some idiot kid just used it on an Electabuzz with 10 HP left and then > had no more energies in his hand to attach to Charizard when I brought out my > Blastoise, and Charizard was gone, plus I didn't have to worry about > discarding anything so I just beat up everyone else with a REAL card. The > other two times, my opponent didn't want to waste two energies on a Pokémon > with 10 or 20 HP of damage left in hoping it would kill itself (Electabuzz > again), so I managed 40 HP of damage, retreated him, then brought out a water > card (such as Wartortle or Dewgong) and I whooped Charizard. I don't know > anyone (that doesn't have a pathetic deck with only 5 energies), that has > lost to a Charizard, and I probably never will. People stop praising his game > ability, and praise his collectible ability (the only real up part of > Charizard) > > Alright, if anyone want to argue, email me at: > StrangeJoe@email.com > >