To Pojo, pokefreaks, and innocent bystanders....

    I was looking over a fossil spoiler and I found the next great 
"archetype"!  The type you ask?  Water.  What's the theme?  (drum roll)  
energy denial!  Many of your who haven't  been lost by my side babbling are 
saying, "Who is this person?  A water energy denial deck has already been 
created!".  I know that.  Poliwraith and Dragonair are just wonderful, and 
energy removal & super energy removal are God sends.  However it's time to go 
to the next level!!! (trumpets blare before the throne of a new card for 
energy denial)  May I present...  Golduck.  At this point you really think 
I'm stupid.  I don't blame you.  If you've ever played Pokemon for GB then 
you know Golduck pretty much sucked.  Due to ironic Japanese thinking, (you 
know bad Pokemon like Mr. Mime get really cool cards) Golduck is actually 
good!  Hopefully your curious by now.  So here is Golduck in spoiler form....

Name: Golduck
Type: Water
Card #: 55
Level: 27
HP: 70
Evolution: Stage 1 (evolves from Psyduck)
Weakness: Lightning
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: 1
Attack:
[P]  Psyshock (10) Flip a coin.  If heads the defender is paralyzed.
[WW1]  Hyper Beam  (20)  Choose 1 energy card attached to the defender and 
discard it.  (Ignore if defender has no energy cards)

    Well now.  Time for the nitty-gritty.  ( Stupid saying huh?? )  You are 
now saying, "He is nowhere near Dragonair!!!!".  As far as hp and weakness 
goes you've got me.  The reason I like Golduck is because it's water!  So?  
I'd like to ask all ye pokemon trainers out there, don't you hate discarding 
for all those "super" trainers?  I do.  That is why I invented ( trumpets and 
a drum roll ) Migraine.  Migraine is a combo of two popular deck types.  
Energy denial and Raindance.  If your not asleep already then grab some 
coffee ( or a spot of tea ) and sit back.

Migraine
------------
26x Water Energy

3x Squirtle
2x Wartortle
2x Blastoise
3x Poliwag
2x Poliwhirl
1x Poliwaith
3x Psyduck
2x Golduck

4x Energy Removal
4x Super Energy Removal
2x Pokemon Breeder
2x Oak
2x Computer Search
2x Super Potion

    O.k.  Why the Poliraith line if your so fond of Golduck?  Because both 
Blastoise and Golduck ( + lower evolves ) are weak to lightning.  Having 
weakness to just one type is a no-no.  Now this is the grand strategy of this 
entire deck, so listen up!!!!  WHEN YOU S. ENERGY REMOVAL OR S. POTION IT 
GETS RID OF WATER ENERGY!  JUST RAINDANCE!  There that wasn't so hard, was 
it?  Thank you for listening to my incessant ramblings.  In case you have a 
thicker skull than a little sibling, you can get Psyduck and Golduck in 
fossil.  Cya next time... 
                                                Jared Pierce.

Email me at: PBallking@aol.com
On Gooey: PBallking
Special Thanks to: Pojo, Golduck, the makers of Spam, and                       
            Chipmunk's almighty psychotic ramblings.

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