Whether Man: Man oh man,
I can't believe how bad these comparisons are. Maybe the Chinese word for four
sounding like the word for "morbid curse" isn't a coinsidence. I'd
respond to everyone of these articles saying how bad they are, but that would
be too much of a waste. That's why I'm letting Mewtwo and Eaamudo do it for
me.
Mewtwo: Okay, puzzle
time! Can you spot all the things wrong with this article? Hmmm... well for
one thing he's using the point system. I shouldn't go into details of why this
is bad since it's already been explained at least 5 times. Second, he's
comparing two different types. Electric and water. Third... most moves? MOST
MOVES??? What is that there for? Blastoise VS Porygon. OH NO! Blastoise only
has one move! I guess that makes porygon better doesn't it? Ha ha ha, NO! Most
Damage? Okay, since these guys are made to attack I won't insult you with the
Alakazam VS Cloyster comparison. However, the fact that you can't combine
moves and a measly 10 damage doesn't really matter when you're over 100 damage
anyway, I'd say your "camparing" skills are off. Way off. Are you
going to give them points for level and rarity while you're at it? The only
reason this article get's a point is that Articuno and Zapdos have more than
one remote thing in common, unlike Victreebel VS Ninetales.
Eaamudo: Okay, that's the sound of the buzzer.
Final score is:
Mewtwo: 9 Dragonblood:1/2
Mewtwo: That's gotta
hurt. Also, do you realize that you're insulting Articuno and Zapdos by using
them in such a lame comparison?
Articuno: Yeah, that's my boy talkin' there!
Eaamudo: Challenge time: Anyone who thinks the point
system is good, say why by either responding to this article or e-mailing us
personally. Go ahead, we dare you!
Whether Man: Challenge isn't over
yet!
The Whether Man