(A city street at night. A pay phone rings. It eventually rings off its hook.
When it does, three figures come out of it. One is human, one is humanoid and
one is none of the above.)
Mewtwo: Justin, did we HAVE to do a Matrix-style opening?
Justin: Hey, Satoshi paid me to do it. For those of you who don't know me,
I'm Justin Searles, Pokemon expert extraordinare. Here are my Pokemon, Mewtwo
and an Evil-type Pokemon named Nyuura.
Nyuura: You're not a Pokemon expert.
Justin: Yes, I am. I have studied reliable sources for years-
Nyuura: Reruns of the TV show.
Justin: I have a diploma on the wall-
Nyuura: Won it at a carnival for guessing a fat man's weight.
Justin: Forget it. I am here today to talk about a new type introduced to the
Pokemon card game through the Neo set: Evil.
Mewtwo: The question is: what's so good about evil?
Justin: Hmmmm.
Nyuura: Where are those years of studying, eh?
Justin: Shut up. First, I'll cover the Evil Energy.
(searches pockets for Evil Energy. He pulls out a small, black ball.)
Justin: (in a satanic voice) The power of Hell compells you! (Returns to
normal) I've got to start wearing rubber gloves when I pull this out.

Evil Energy
Non- Basic energy
IF this Energy is attached to an Evil or Dark Pokemon, its attacks do 10 more
damage.
If this Energy is attached to a non-Evil or Dark Pokemon, it does 10 damage
to itself after attacking.

Justin: This Energy has a built-in PlusPower. Now, to cover Nyuura.

Nyuura
Basic Evil Pokemon
50 HP
Retreat Cost: None
Weakness: None
Resistance: Psychic -30
C: Fury Swipes: 10X
Flip 3 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads.
EE: Bag Strike: 20X
Flip a coin for each Pokemon in your play area. This attack does 20 damage
times the number of heads.

Mewtwo: HOLY CRAP! Bag Strike can do 140 damage maximum! Here's the logic: 20
damage times 6 Pokemon (maximum) in your play area, plus 10 damage times 2
Evil Energy equals 140! And its Psychic resistance will put an end to such
decks as Damage Swap, which have Alakazam, Mr. Mime, and-
Nyuura: Stupid Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: That does it, buddy, you're going down! (prepares a Psybeam)
Justin: Mewtwo! That's not the way to solve problems!
Mewtwo: Sorry.
(He diverts the Psybeam. It hits a telephone pole, which then lands on
Nyuura.)
Justin: Oh my God! You killed Nyuura!
Mewtwo: Nope. He's just a little banged around.
Justin: Well, let's do Yamikarasu before Nyuura slips into unconsciousness.
Mewtwo and Nyuura: Right!

Yamikarasu
Basic Evil Pokemon
50 HP
Retreat Cost: None
Weakness: None
Resistance: Psychic -30
E: Dark Gaze
While this Pokemon is in the Active position, the Defending Pokemon cannot
retreat.
EC: Cheat
Choose one of your opponent's Pokemon and do 20 damage to it. Don't apply
Weakness or Resistance for this attack.

Justin: Ugh. This is a runner-up who is only good for collectors. (to Nyuura
and Mewtwo) You two have been so good, how about I get you a pizza?
Mewtwo: I want anchovies!
Justin: In fact, (picks up nearby pay phone) we'll order it by phone.
Mewtwo: Oh, no, not again.
(Justin dials the number of the pizza place, and all three disappear.)