Ishihara's Pokèshop

{You see Ishihara wiping off the counter with a rag}
Ishihara: Hi welcome to the Pokèshop, a shop with the analysis on your favorite cards! Today we'll look at the Jiggly CD Promo.
{A girl, about 12 years old or so, walks in from the back room}
Ishihara: Ahhh, this is my niece, Stacy. She will have a part-time job here as my assistant here at the Pokèshop.
Stacy: Hi everyone.
Ishihara: Lets take a look-see at the CD Jiggly. Here are its stats:

Basic Pokèmon
Jigglypuff
50 HP
Balloon Pokèmon. Length: 1'8", Weight: 12 lbs.
(C) First Aid:
Effect: Remove 1 damage counter from Jigglypuff.
(C)(C)(C) Double Edge   40
Effect: Jigglypuff does 20 damage to itself.
Weakness (F) Resistance (P) Retreat (C)
Illus: Keiji Kinebuchi

Ishihara: It has 10 less HP than the Jungle version, but First Aid might take care of that.
Stacy: Also, First Aid and Potion might take care of it in a battle. This could mean a whole new revolution for Potions and S.Potions.
Ishihara: That could be possible but I doubt it. Thanks Stacy. I see that we're going to work out fine together.
Stacy: Thanks, but how am I going to be paid? :-)
Ishihara: Okay, you got me. How about $6.00 + 1 American Booster Pack of your choice?
Stacy: That'll be great.
Ishihara & Stacy: See ya', and happy gaming!

 

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