I've once again found a cool card that might interest cool people like all of
those wonderful PoJo fans. I know Fossil Haunter doesn't seem very good, but
I want anyone who thinks so to know they're wrong. I'll tell you how good it
is after a small review, in case you don't know who the heck Haunter is:

50 HP
Psychic

Pokemon Power: Transparency Whenever an attack does anything to Haunter, flip
a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to
Haunter. This power stops working when Haunter is Asleep, Confused, or
Paralyzed.

(One Psychic)
(One of any)
Nightmare The Defending Pokemon is now Asleep.
(Does 10 damage)

weakness: zilch
resistance: Fighting
retreat cost: zilch

Now, what do you think after that? Huh? If you still demand to know why
Haunter's so great, I'll tell you why. First of all, every time your opponent
attacks, there's a 50/50 chance it won't have any effect. It's Nightmare
attack does a pretty bad 10 damage, but hey, it puts the opponent to sleep,
no matter what. It's also got no weakness or retreat cost, but a resistance
of Fighting. Over all, this is one of the hardest Pokemon to defeat.

If you still don't believe me, let's just ask Haunter himself and see what he
has to say. Haunter?

"Haunter! Haunt Haunt! Haun! Ter!"

Um ... yeah..... right... Okay, maybe that's not the best thing to do.

Okay, that's all for today! See ya! And, um, PoJo, you rule!

Mike Suskie (the great)

Mewtwo717@aol.com