Young Boy: Please Mr. Bater, don't flame them too badly.  Not everyone is as smart
or talented as you.
Bater: Who are you to tell me what to do?  You're probably the one who got everyone mad at me in the first place.
Young Boy: No!!!  It wasn't me!  I swear!
Bater: I never should have saved you!!
Young Boy: Please, don't!!
Bater: Maybe I'll see you again, someday!
Young Boy: NOOOOO!!!! (Explodes)
Bater: Stupid kid.  Sent dumb e-mail everywhere and I took the flames for it.....
I'm surprised that he could even type.  Anyway, some people seem confused
about the Base Set One Pokemon Card named Porygon.  His 2nd Conversion
leaves his weakness in place.  Change it to Fighting and he'll be both weak against and resistant to Fighting.  It's very valuable against Grass (Until we get NEO cards) and Water.  Conversion One can't give a person a weakness.  (It can't give Articuno a weakness because he has none.)  That will be all for now.
Master: DID YOU ASK ABOUT THE LIST OF BASE SET TWO CARDS?
Bater: No, but you just did. (one day i'll get him and then i'll be the master!)
Master: END THIS E-MAIL NOW, INFIDEL!!!!

Mr. Bater (Mr. doesn't stand for Master, at least not yet)
Master: GET IN YOUR CAGE, NOW!!!!
Bater: You'll get yours, one of these days....