Kev: Hello. My new Kadabra and I are about to present you with a solution
for an utterly useless card! That card is...
Kadabra: <Hello! Hello! While my trainer is talking, I am going to give out
bent up spoons!>
(flings silverware into the crowd)
Kev: Hey, cut that out! As I was saying, the card is... Clefairy Doll!
Kadabra: <so useless that each and every one should be fried and destroyed
via flamethrower!>
Kev: Shut up or you will get Pin missiled until youre knocked out. Now as I
was saying, there is an awnser to Clefairy Doll's uselessness. That is
Vending Sheet Hypno

Hypno
stage 1
60 hp
PP: Puppet master
Active Clefairy dolls can use Hypno's attack without paying for it
Mind shock     2 Psychic     30
Do not apply weakness and resistance for this attack
Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: NA
Retreat cost: 1

Kadabra: <Yippee! The Master Idiot trainer of all time shares some of his
knowledge!!>
Kev: I SAID BE QUIET OR ILL SHOVE THOSE SPOONS UP YOUR NOSE!!!
Kadabre: <i get your drift>
Kev: Good. Now, as we see, if you live in Japan, you could build a deck
around these with Item finders. Mind shock is not a bad attack, 2 for 30,
weakness and resistance do not affect it. BUT... by using Clefairy doll...
you get thirty FREE damage! usally, the doll will last for one turn, (unless
a base set Porygon comes along) BUT... your allowed four in the deck. Do the
math


  30
x  4
120
add 4 item finders...

120
    x    2
      240


Kev: Thats 240 FREE damage! if we could read Japanese, that would be great!!
Unfourtanately, Vending sheets arent going to come out in America, so we
wont be able to use this strategy.
Kababra: <Yay! More useless information!!>
(Kev gets mad at his Pokemon and shoves a spoon into its mouth. Kadabra
retaliates by flinging Kev across the room with psychic power.)

Kadabra: <moan>

Kev: Ouch.   Sheesh, I should have got a Haunter.


Hope Ive solved something (though not likley) ~~~

Kev

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