((Two creatures walk in wearing lab coats, one human, one not.)
Prof. Orchid (That's me): Hello, I'm Professor Orchid, Relative to Prof. Ivy,
brother to Prof. Oak. And this is my Pokémon companion, Jigglypuff.
(You see a puff in a labcoat)
Jigglypuff: Puff!
Prof. Orchid: OK, Puff, take out your marker and draw the Venusaur Promo #13
(Puff is drawing)
Prof: OK! Here it is.
        Venusaur
        Stage 2
        100 HP
        Pokémon Power: Sunbathing. You and your opponents Active Pokémon are
no longer Confused, Paralyzed or Asleep. This can't be used is Venusaur is
Confused, Paralyzed or Asleep.
         Mega Drain: 40
Remove a number of damage counters equal to half the amount done to the
defending Pokémon.
          Illus. Ken Sugimori            13

:::Puff scribbles it out:::
Orchid: Well, It's Power is good for your active (which can't be Venusaur!)
and, unfortunately, the Defending Pokémon. And it's attack is exactly the
same as Butterfrees, I give it a 7.0,
(Puff sees a stage and starts running)
Orchid: Well, read more! I gotta go! Puff! Come back!

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