Mewtwo

Mewtwo: Okay, for once I finally get to do my own article without the Whether Man and the hunk 'o' junk bird. (Which is because I saved their lives by destroying an animate computer virus named MissingNo. who was created by a mishap during the creation of Porygon and could screw up the molecular structure of any solid object.) So let's get to it!

Slyte, I've noticed you aren't very popular for your articles (in a positive way, anyway). Well, unfortunately for you I've just joined the bandwagon. Okay, first the graphs. Was anyone else besides me confused when they read his article? I was! You know, a well written article that people can understand won't kill you! Jeez, there was so much inexplicable garage in that article I forgot how to use 1/3 of my brain! Sometimes graphs work, sometimes they don't.

Now, I ask you this: WHAT IS THE POINT IN COMPARING THE "BIG THREE"? They are all different types, have different uses, are made for diferent themes, have different attacks, have different pokemon powers, and have different stats. Bottom line: THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!! So why are you comparing them?! It's pointless!!!

Okay, now comes the question. Is he using the point system? I've had so much of a hard time understanding the message he's trying to convey that I can't figure out the way he's conveying it and... Wait... ARAGH! Now I'm confused again! Okay, I'll leave it up to the readers to decide what the heck he's using, but whatever the heck it is, it's too much like the point system for me to enjoy.

Did you know that some of the planets were discovered mathematically before there was technology to see them? That's kind of like this article. I know there are a LOT of faults in this article because of the destruction it's causing my brain, but I can't find them because I don't understand a majority of the garbage! Okay, somewhere along the line, this article is opinionated. I just can't figure out how or where. This is becoming a drag. I'm insulting something that deserves to be insulted, but I can't understand enough of it to insult!

Lastly, Slyte, Blastoise isn't the only single card to have a deck revolving around it. Wigglytuff decks, Damage Swap decks, Turbo Nidoking decks, Cleaner decks (Turbo Arcanine), Speedrill decks, Turbo Zapdos decks, Venucenter decks, Sponge decks, and MANY MORE revolve around a single card. Maybe your knowledge of this card game is so impared that you don't understand that, but trust me, there are.

I'm sorry I couldn't make this funnier. Slyte, make your article easier to read. We shouldn't have to crack a code to read an article here! (Though I doubt we would want to read it anyway) Well, this is Mewtwo, signing off.