THE BEACH  
SOUTHERN ISLANDS
4-8-00
    {A man wearing a scientist's coat and Hawaiiain shirt and a Mewtwo also
wearing a Hawaiiain shirt and a straw hat are basking in the sun on lounge
chairs.}
    Mewtwo: Aloha Pojo Reader and Pokemaniacs!
    Prof. Wolf: Mewtwo and I decided to take a vacation to the Southern
Islands,  so logically I will talk about some of the Southern Island Pokemon
Cards.
    {A Slowking appears and starts to fan Mewtwo and Prof. Wolf.}
    Prof. Wolf: Why don't we start with Slowking here. Mewtwo, if you please.
    {Mewtwo nods and his eyes start to glow a eerie blue.}
    Slowking
    Psychic
    70HP
    P:Flash
    Effect: Flip a coin. If heads, choose 1 Trainer Card from your deck, show
it to your opponent, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards.
    PC Psychokinesis: 10+
    Effect: This attack does 10 plus 10 damage times the number of Energy
Cards attached to the Defending Pokemon.
    Weakness: Psychic
    Retreat: -CC

    Prof. Wolf: Slowking looks pretty good. Flash is able to get your the
Trainer you need and the 70HP makes sure it can use it a few times.
    Mewtwo: Psychokinesis is a good attack if the Pokemon has lots of Energy
on it, sort of like Mew's Psywave.
    {A Lapras sing sweetly in the water.}
    Prof. Wolf: Why don't we look at Lapras next?

    Lapras
    Water
    70HP
    C: Soft Song
    Effect: Remove 2 damage counters from Lapras and the Defending Pokemon.
The Defending Pokemon is now Asleep.
    WW Ice Beam: 20
    Effect: Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.
    Weakness: Electric
    Retreat: -C

    Prof. Wolf: Almost as good as its Fossil-Twin. Soft Song can heal it, but
it also heals the Defending Pokemon, I guess thats why it puts it to sleep.
    Mewtwo: Ice Beam is pretty powerful. 20 damage plus a chance at
Paralysis. Now why don't we look at Onix.
   
    Onix
    Fighting
    90HP
    CC Throw Down: 20x
    Effect: Flip 2 coins. This attack does 20 damage times the number of
heads.
    FFFF Lean On: 40
    Effect: Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.
    Weakness: Grass
    Retreat: -CC

    Prof. Wolf: Here is a pretty powerful Onix. Throw Down can do a maximum
of 40 damage, very good.
    Mewtwo: I like Lean On better, it does 40 damage and a chance of
Paralysis. The triple Retreat is not so good, so Onix will have to go down
swinging.
    Prof. Wolf: Well, thats all for now, until next time........
    Prof. Wolf & Mewtwo: See ya!!!

    Prof. Jb Wolf & Mewtwo
    Jbsalvador@aol.com