Ok, the is the Smart Point System (SPS) rating system.  It never FAILS!!!  Me
and my trusty Ditto will calculate the results.  Ready Ditto? (Ditto!) Ok,
let's do it:

>-1.HP
Both have same, 70 HP
E-1, H-1

>-2.Type
Fighting is more relient than Electric
E-1, H-2

>-3.First move
Jab-20-F, Thundershock-10+50% paralzye-L: Tie
E-2, H-3

>-4.Second move
E-1L-Can do 30+10 to self or 40
H-1FF-40
Electabuzz is faster.
E-3, H-3

>-5.Weakness
Electabuzz-Fighting
Hitmonchan-Psy
Fighting is more common
E-3, H-4

>-6.Resistance
None
E-3, H-4

>-7.Retreat Cost
Electabuzz:2
Hitmonchan-2
Tie
E-3, H-4

>-8.Rarity
Electabuzz-Rare
Hitmonchan-Holo
E-4, H-4

>-9.Fight
Hitmonchan would win

Finals:
-Electabuzz:4
-Hitmonchan:5

    Hitmonchan wins by a slim victory!  I play both though.  It's a matter of
opinion and deck type.  But the real victor of the haymaker is.....MP MEWTWO!
He is the most well rounded.
    Signing off again,
                         Ditto Trainer